Not me, but my housemates in ye olde uni days...
Put 5 girls together in a house and you'll get trouble eventually, trust me. We lived together for the second and third years of our degrees.

Xanthe and Claire (real names used, I don't feel the need to protect anyone!) used to be the best of pals to the point of sharing men. However, as I said, put 5 girls together in a house and expect the bitchier sides to appear, which they eventually did after a series of drunken mishaps and Claire barging on on Xanthe and Bloke on t'job.

Anyway, I digress... Xanthe was having a let's-slag-off-Claire textathon with another housemate, when suddenly she gets a text from Claire (probably about getting something from the shop, something mundane)... but when the slagging-off textathon resumed, she goes and puts something to the effect of "Claire's such a fat bitch, pissing me off..." (etc., etc., the usual girly twattish comments), and sends it to Claire!

Things were frosty for a long time after that, until she did it again to another housemate. Yes, she was and I believe she still is, as blonde as they come. I wonder how many times she's done it since...

Apologies for length and all that rubbish - tis only my third post ever!
(Lucoire tutted and shook her head in disbelief on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:36, Reply)

Phone book roulette
I visited my sister interstate.

On the last night before going home, we had a few drinks after dinner. Once we'd finished a case of beer, some dag ends of various bottles and the bottle of vodka I'd bought as a thank you present.

Next week it turned out she'd found my phone and we'd spent the night calling nearly everyone in my address book. Not bad in that it includes quite a few work contacts.

I was of course so shit faced I didn't remember any of that. All I remember is the case of beer running out and starting on the vodka. So I only found out about it as I met various people once I got home.

The reactions were err.... interesting. The most detailed description I got about the calls was from one person who said it was "lewd, crude and involved animals". My work colleagues were too professional to say anything.
(xixax, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:08, Reply)

The! Shittest! Tranny! Ever!
My mobile (pics yesterday) has ruined his life... excuse late post.







( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:51, 3 replies)

I was on the phone to Megan Fox.... as you do...
when Chuck Norris came round the corner and bumped straight into me, knocking my phone to the ground.
Chuck had once called me a puff and I was none-too-pleased to see him. So I threw a punch at him, breaking through his bullet-proof beard and shattering his jaw bone.
He then ran away, faster than light, returning in time to the point when I'd first bought the phone and bought the last iphone in the shop so I had to buy a viewty.

Megan Fox would never go out with someone who owned a viewty... so I got in my Honda Accord and had a wank.
( hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:25, Reply)