Hello? Sarah?
Back when mobiles were going through the smaller is better stage we were out for a post work bender with a few other wild young things (worked hard and played hard working for a large IT consultancy). One of the girls got her phone out and fiddled about with it for a bit before asking if she could borrow someone else’s to make an urgent call. She disappeared outside for a while and returned to her seat. For an hour or so after that she kept picking her own phone up , pressing a few buttons and putting it back down.

Eventually the lad whose phone she had borrowed asked for it back and she asked if she could make just one more phone call and disappeared again. She returned and gave the phone back with many thanks and a double whisky (single malt of course). A short while later his phone rang and he left the pub to take the call. At this point Sarah erupted in gales of laughter and said we should all watch Iain’s face as he came back. We watched as he returned and sure enough he had a rather perplexed look .

“What’s up?” I asked.
“Can you smell something funny on my phone?”

At this point Sarah could hold herself back no longer and with ill-concealed glee informed Iain that she had switched his phone to silent, put it down her knickers and speed dialled the number all night. She’d had a whale of a time, wiped the stickiness off and left the smell for him. As a small revenge he rang her at 2:30am and told her he was having a really good wank sniffing his phone. I love working with perves.
(Donkey Hotay Tilting At Windmills Since, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:53, 5 replies)

Quality
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(zebby wasting irony here on, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:55, closed)

why didn't you include yourself on the list of perves?
surely you're the perve king?
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:06, closed)

Urgh!
*stops chewing the end of a pen*

I hope my colleagues aren't as gross...
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:06, closed)

Can I borrow your pen?
*Disappears for a while.*

There you go. Cheers.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:11, closed)

She sounds like a class act

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:21, closed)