I found a phone
outside my office, on the floor on a busy city street. I thought it would be nice of me to pick it up whilst i was on my phone to see if someone ran about looking for it. No-one.

After about 10 mins, i finished up and headed in to speak to our receptionist - a lovely lady in her 50's. I explained and went back to my office.

About 10 minutes later i had her supervisor on the phone asking "did i think it was funny" "why would i do something like this to her?" "Could i come back down immediately"

Fine, headed down and was again harassed. "LOOK at what you gave me". I opened the flip phone and looked. "KEEP LOOKING" and looked, then it dawned on me. The wallpaper was of an up close pussy shot of a well kempt, but not shaven, haven. I reckon on about 22-25 years old by counting the rings.

They did see the funny side and my genuine mistake, and we hung on to the phone to see if they dropped back in. The phone rang the next day, and the owner asked where the phone was. Unbeleivably he then had a right go at our receptionist "for looking through his intimate photo's" - she went ape "IT WAS ON YOUR WALLPAPER YOU PERVERT - GET HERE AND COLLECT IT BEFORE I SEND IT TO THE POLICE".

Next day, a sheepish man comes in to collect. It wasn't his - his mate was way too scared to show his face, and had taken a right beating from his mrs for losing her close ups.
( bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:12, 1 reply)

Must have been
one of them "clam-shell" phones.
(Rsoles, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 17:42, closed)