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How has a mobile phone wrecked your life?

(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:14)
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Actually, the phone saved my life
This is a photo I've just sent to my wife.


(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:55, 5 replies)
hahahah
took me a while
(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:35, closed)
Perfect application of technology there
Digital camera, mobile telephony, MMS... nice one.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 2:50, closed)
The first thing that crossed my mind was...
...that your wife's been away for a few days and this was you proving that you'd been faithful to her by only committing sexual indiscretions with your right (or left) hand.

Then I realised you probably just needed to wipe your arse.

Why did I think of wanking first?
(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 3:35, closed)
Well, this *is* b3ta.
(b=.=)b
(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 3:41, closed)
(b^_^(^>O_o)>

(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 3:42, closed)

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