I used to live at a pub, which my dad ran.
We got a cat, she was black; black, as the dead of night.

So we called her Snowy. The confused looks when we told people were a constant source of amusement.

One day she got inside the pool table. A few minutes later one of the regulars came in, put his money in and released the balls. As he reached into the receptacle at the end of the table to pick the balls up a black furry paw shot out, swatted him on the back of the hand and disappeared back inside the table. He screamed and nearly shit himself in fright; as the rest of the pub nearly shit themselves in laughter :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:34, 9 replies)

Cat's Paw
Would you say the man had been snookered?
(uncle_bud is not the jelly roll king., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:59, closed)

I'll add that to the Pool of jokes :)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:25, closed)

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!
This is fantastic!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:16, closed)

Not to be read when smoking
I just coughed my daily lung butter amount laughing at that.
My cat is jet black too and delights in hiding, then batting you with his ninja paws. As his claws are always retracted when he does this, I don't mind too much but by heck it can make you jump at times, much to the hilarity of any other witnesses. If that table had CCTV internally, the cat would be chuckling. Quietly, evilly.
( moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:21, closed)

I like this.

( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:36, closed)

lol
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( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:37, closed)

:D

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:16, closed)

Have a click, Sir!

( The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:46, closed)

Priceless!
Click clickety motherfuckin' click!
( uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 22:39, closed)