The house looked okay before the day.
Come the actual move the place was full of ants and smelt like something had died inside it.

There were rotting animal innards in the cellar, human faeces in the boiler, a leaking water supply pipe, the radiators and shower didn't work, containers of what looked like acid everywhere, and pieces of kebab meat decomposing nicely inside the walls. All the tap heads were missing.

And there was a fucking great hole burnt through the roof and ceilings in a straight line down to where I suspect an armchair was located.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 17:57, 7 replies)

Don't moan
Charles Dickens turned this sort of stuff into a career.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 18:12, closed)

YOU CUNT

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 18:30, closed)

SO MANY CUNTS
also, "tggi"
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 18:41, closed)

And that's the last time you'll move to Silent Hill?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 8 Jan 2015, 21:04, closed)

Star Wars

( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 21:54, closed)

I can't remember what it was you did to merit such treatment,
but I hope you learned your lesson.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 22:45, closed)

IDGI

( Peej, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 13:02, closed)