My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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A porn related tale....There was a lad a couple of years older than us who used to go on 'Porn Hunts' when we were bairns. This would involve going into the forest near mine, finding tatty old bits of pornography and wanking over it there and then. Since I was still a fairly prudish seven year old it didn't intrest me one bit but it didn't stop him waving the sticky pages he found in my face an exclaiming "Phwoar! Look at the fanny on that!".
He seemed quite proud of his porn hunts, openly bragging about it to anyone and everyone who would listen, that was until he got caught by the angry, old bloke that lives across the street.
Much shouting and screaming was heard and then from the forest came said neighbour and pervert, the latter with his pants round his ankles and an erection. I think he got a Police caution for that.
I saw him a few months ago and reminded him of it, he nearly burst into tears.
(, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:08, Reply)
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