My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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What I want to know iswho the fuck are these people who leave 'girly magazines' (as they were known in my day) in the woods? I grew up in quite a heavily wooded area and WITHOUT FAIL every excursion into any kind of woodland whatsoever resulted in the discovery of some kind of 'art pamphlets' or another. All I could ever imagine was that there was a small army of seedy men in trenchcoats who mooched through the trees with their little torches after dark just to leave these publications for curious teenage boys to discover. Either that or there was a considerable amount of nocturnal wrist activity going on in the twilight hours. This was some 15 years before the advent of the internet of course, so the same perverts are no doubt fwapping away in their bedsits in front of their grubby PCs these days. My brother and I built up quite a prolific collection of stolen woodland spank material over the years - everything from the contemporaries like 'Fiesta', 'Knave' and (my favourite) 'Club', to really questionable 70s stuff with fannies that looked like Afghan coats.
Them were the days...
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BobbyParadise, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:58,
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