So there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
(, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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Is it? That sounds more like a fart to me. An orgasm is surely a rictus-inducing momentary paralysis of ultimate self-negation and oblivion, dredging up explosions from the depths of one's primeval caverns. Or maybe I'm doing it wrong.
(, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:20, closed)
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