Not Me
but, like the blood donor story below, I'd like to give a heartfelt thanks to cyclists and motorbike riders. In the medical profession, they're know as organ donors.

It doesn't matter how good a rider you are, how quick your reactions are, you have to face the fact that the roads are full of dickheads in cars and trucks. Eventually, your luck will run out. - But you'll make a few families very happy when they harvest your organs.

If you think this is a pop against riders - it isn't. I challenge anyone who rides a bike or a hog, on a daily basis, to deny that they haven't had a near miss in the last year.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:11, 26 replies)

Cheers.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:25, closed)

It's not a pop, but it's
pretty childish.
(username failed moderation, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:26, closed)

Tell
me more?
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:28, closed)

Like does he have a car?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:45, closed)

wellawellawelllawellla

huh
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:51, closed)

wow just wow
I'm typeless (keyboard equivalent of speechless)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:28, closed)

Cheers.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:36, closed)

I'm not sure which group this post is meant to be offending,
but it has still made me VERY ANGRY.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:39, closed)

Cheers.

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:11, closed)

Cheers.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:57, closed)

I'I've been a registered nurse for 16 years. across 5 different hospitals.
Never heard that term used. Just saying here.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:49, closed)

I'm pretty sure that I first heard it
from one of the many medical types that frequent this website. Benefit of the doubt to Legless, this time.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:53, closed)

I've heard
'Donor cyclists'.

Stephen Fry, IIRC.
(username failed moderation, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:34, closed)

I've heard they use the leftover body parts in Turkish takeaways.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:45, closed)

Well played.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:47, closed)

Must be true, it's in Biker Boyz.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:52, closed)

Year????
Last 120 minutes! Tw@t in a van. Again. I'll enjoy buying two new wheels, ta. Still, better that two new legs I suppose. The ground is really useful for breaking a fall. And bike wheels. B@st@rd!
( The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Fri 10 May 2013, 17:41, closed)

What on earth is a batstatrd?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 May 2013, 20:22, closed)

I don't.......
...like swearing. Sorry if I upset you.Takes a lot to make me break one out of the locker, unless it's a genuine emotion or comedy moment! Even a stupid cnut of a van driver isn't worth it.
( The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Sat 11 May 2013, 18:42, closed)

Oh!
And it's £148 for two new wheels, in case you're interested. Which you're not. But I thought I'd let you know how much the nice people at Halfords charged. Which was cheaper than my local independent shop.
( The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Sat 11 May 2013, 18:44, closed)

H@lfords

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 May 2013, 23:03, closed)

Did he look like this?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 12 May 2013, 18:00, closed)

Cheers

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 10 May 2013, 18:55, closed)

cheers

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 May 2013, 23:11, closed)

chives

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 May 2013, 23:52, closed)

12 hrs or so
cycling along the edge of a busy road, a motorbike(faggy scooter) comes up the wrong side of the road and drives straight into me and turns at the last second leaving me swaying and wobblish...wtf!!!

i didnt buckle but if i see him again im gonna ram into the side of him and see how he likes it, i might die in the process.
(ajarn_B, Sat 11 May 2013, 5:27, closed)