Nativity PlaysEvery year the little kids at schools all over get to put on a play. Often it's christmas themed, but the key thing is that everyone gets a part, whether it's Snowflake #12 or Mary or Grendel (yes, really).
Personally I played a 'Rich Husband' who refused to buy matches from some scabby street urchin. Never did see her again...
Who or what did you get to be? And what did you have to wear?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:45)
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BoredBored of this QOTW!
Most of the complaints about this weeks question have been better than the bloody question!!!!
All Change!
(, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 9:55, 1 reply)
SuggestionWhy don't the B3tra overlords make a QOTW mod that's actually INTERESTED in the QOTW? I know, I know - radical suggestion but if you had one of the QOTW regulars as a mod at least they could update the bloody topic on time.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 9:51,
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i played pigpen in the version of the charlie brown xmas stage play one year.typecasting, i say. snoopy was played by a semi-mentally handicapped kid who could barely speak, and charlie brown was played by a hydrocephalic freak who no-one liked. he only got the part because everyone knew that no matter what role he had, the audience would see him as charlie brown so it was best to avoid the confusion.
and i'm still pigpen.
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postbear has metal knees, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 9:43,
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As morning arrived, the birds began to tweet their delicate choral chime of nature’s alarm call…with the sun breaking the morning mist as it rose above the horizon…and over the still twitching corpse of last week’s QotW…Holmes skulked over the body thoughtfully. “This is a most perplexing mystery…” He proclaimed “Henceforth we shall call it:
‘The case of the QotW that would not die’”
“What the shuddering
“Let’s not jump to conclusions Watson” continued Holmes as he prodded the body with his pipe: “But I must say, my suspicions have certainly been aroused…
“It’s not the only thing” whispered Watson with a ‘sigh’ and his hands in his pockets, rummaging frantically and gurning into space.
“Quiet, Watson you plebite lickspittle” spat Holmes “We need to concentrate if we’re going to crack this case”
“Sorry Holmes, carry on” Said Watson, (who then proceeded to have a sly giggle at the word ‘crack’)
“Perhaps there was another Fire, eh Holmes?” questioned Watson helpfully.
“Shove a fucking sock it in, flange cake” spat Holmes, The whole site would be down.”
“Oh…yes…of course…sorry Holmes….I really am a colossal twat” muttered Watson apologetically. “So why is the QotW in this zombie-fied state? Why are they stretching it out? I mean it was shite from day one. Are the Mods just a bunch of lazy fuckers? Have they cocked off on holiday or something?”
“We must examine the evidence that is all around us” sighed Holmes masterfully as he pulled his Deerstalker hat firmly down on his head. “Firstly, notice here on the ‘Home’ page Watson, that there are but a paltry 300-odd entries for this QotW, one of the lowest ever in participation stakes”
“Bollocking baby gravy, you’re right!” enthused Watson, his raging erection now difficult to disguise.
“When compared to previous weeks, only 12 pages of answers are meagre pickings indeed (especially considering that at least half of those pages are filled with whinges about the QotW). Perhaps there is a ‘minimum level’ of answers that must be fulfilled before it can proceed”.
“Jellified jizz buckets, Holmes!” Exclaimed Watson “I’ll get gazzing everybody and tell them to start posting anything…any old wank, just to tip the number over and put this nightmare behind us!”
“Not so fast, cumsponge” Holmes said bluntly, before whipping out his massive, purple…magnifying glass, and carefully inspecting last week’s newsletter.
”Hmm interesting” Holmes continued: “Look here, Watson. Unless I’m very much mistaken, this line here appears to be a request for people to stop whining like little bitches about the recent shite QotWs…Do you see what’s coming Watson?”
“Erm…Me?....”.*Mmmmf….Nnnnnnnng* drooled Watson as he spaffs over that ‘cape’-thing that Holmes has wrapped round his coat.
”Oh dear god!” said Holmes as he hands tissues to Watson. “Unless I’m very much mistaken, I do believe they’re trying to teach us a lesson”
“Surely not!” Queried Watson in a state of disbelief: “Surely they couldn’t be that petty – that small minded…as to try and punish us decent, donating site-members for using our basic human right to complain, and not automatically bowing down and praising them unconditionally…despite their piss poor run of questions and a blatant, blind indifference to our suggestions? Besides….it just wouldn’t be right….to be so ‘dismissive’…to make everybody suffer for what has basically been their mistakes in the first place…would it?”
“Hmm” said Holmes scratching his head. “I guess you’re right….Nobody could be that ‘power mad’…They must just be a bunch of lazy cunts. Case closed. and stop calling me 'Shirley'”
"You've done it again Holmes", said Watson with a perverse gleam in his eye.
…And with that, Holmes took Watson by the hand and led him through the mist, back to 221b Baker street, where he proceeded to buttfuck him with such a verve and frenzy that it made Watson’s ears go ‘Pop’ and he couldn’t walk for 5 days…
(by which time the QotW was still.fucking.going).
Disclaimer – As tempting as it was to be ‘Sherlock Pooflake’ and involve a cast of thousands, I didn’t want to go there – If you have any complaints about not getting a mention, please send them with £5 in a clearly marked stamped addressed envelope to:
’Pooflake couldn’t give a fuck, but thanks for the cash’
P.O. Box 69,
Coventry, England.
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Pooflake cannot even count to potato..., Fri 3 Apr 2009, 9:37,
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really?so posting after trumps does it?
well trump trump trump in a nelly the elephant style.
good god I'm bored.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 9:34, Reply)
Nice try, big-girl's-blouseBut someone else will always come along and trump you.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 9:32, 2 replies)
Last!*shrugs*
My heart is not really in it.
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Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 9:29,
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I know this is a free site and alland I've not contributed anything towards the donations and all that, so I'm not going to bitch.
I do however feel sorry for those who *have* paid cash to this site because they enjoy it, but are getting stuff like this neverending topic happening.
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This QOTW was fucking shite to start withas some of us never felt the need to be brainwashed by a load of christian morons at school, and as such never did a nativity.
Now you're telling me it's going to be shite for another week?
If enough people click "I like this", B3ta will have no option but to put it in the "Best Of" page. So click if you agree with me.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 9:01, Reply)
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