Near Death Experiences IIFreddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 May 2014, 12:55)
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you don't use a corkscrew to open fizzy wine, you dumb cunt(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 May 2014, 20:39,
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Is this a record - the most trivial thing that's managed to upset you to date?(, Thu 15 May 2014, 22:16, closed)
typing 'you dumb cunt' doesn't in any way indicate upset, you dumb cunt(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 May 2014, 22:48,
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Is this upsetting you too?Just let it go. Trust me, nobody will think the worse of you.
Alternatively, don't, I'm not really that fussed - it's your tumor at stake.
I'm only here because my job's so boring. (See how I got back on topic?)
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You don't get high on your own supply.(, Fri 16 May 2014, 10:08, closed)
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