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Freddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.

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(, Thu 15 May 2014, 12:55)
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I nearly drowned in the river where they filmed Deliverance.
Wouldn't mind but I only went there to get buttfucked by some hillbillies.
(, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:03, closed)
Were you going to squeal like a piggy or demand that they DP you?

(, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:14, closed)
yes

(, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:26, closed)
Club 18-30?
So named for the life expectancy of its resort staff.
(, Fri 16 May 2014, 10:16, closed)
That's a shame
You have to make friends with the hillbillies before they will service your bung. They do have standards after all.
(, Sat 17 May 2014, 5:17, closed)

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