Near Death Experiences IIFreddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 May 2014, 12:55)
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I sat next to a guy at the bus stop once and he started waving his hands at me. I thought he was being weird so I tried to ignore him, but he just seemed to get frustrated and was waving them more and more furiously. The red mist descended, I turned to him, put my face a few inches from his and shouted at the top of my voice, "STOP FUCKING DOING THAT YOU CUNT".
He stopped and sort of mumbled something along the lines of, "Or-fi-under".
"What?" I said.
"OR-FI-UNDER".
He looked down and pointed to my crotch where I saw my tucked shirt poking out of my flies.
"Ohhhhhh, my flies are undone?, Thanks!".
He motioned with his hand moving away from his mouth to say "Thank you".
I sheepishly nodded back.
That was my near a deaf experience.
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