NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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Ah, neighbours...I've mostly been quite lucky with neighbours, but not in this particular instance. While I don't live in the UK, it is one of my favourite countries to go on holiday. A few years ago, I booked a holiday at a charming, scenic camping pitch in the West Midlands region. After having set everything up, and seeing no other campers were around to ask, I decided to go check out the surrounding area by myself. When I returned, I was quite taken aback to find both of my neighbouring campers sat atop their fabric homes whilst rubbing their penises. As they did not seem intent on stopping even though they were clearly in my view, and I did not want to spend another minute near these masturbatung weirdos, I quickly packed my stuff and left.
That was the last time I've booked a holiday in Stroke-on-Tent.
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ScenicDouble spang
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Oh, christ.I'm from Stoke. Had it not been for the pun, I might have thought this to be true.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 12:04,
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Jesus ChristIt took me 2 or 3 reads just to spot the spang. Lived in Stoke for 2 years.
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Rookie You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 15:14,
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