How nerdy are you?This week Gary Gygax, co-creator of Dungeons and Dragons, died. A whole generation of pasty dice-obsessed nerds owes him big time. Me included.
So, in his honour, how nerdy were you? Are you still sunlight-averse? What are the sad little things you do that nobody else understands?
As an example, a B3ta regular who shall remain nameless told us, "I spent an entire school summer holiday getting my BBC Model B computer to produce filthy stories from an extensive database of names, nouns, adjectives, stock phrases and deviant sexual practices. It revolutionised the porn magazine dirty letter writing industry for ever.
Revel in your own nerdiness.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:32)
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Methinks....there are only 2 categories of people here.
Firstly those who think they have a good post and post it, whilst grinning like excited loons, spectacularly chuffed with their lack of real life but full-to-the-brim virtual lives, and
secondly those who have thought of crackingly embarrasing tales but after wading through endless replies have silently and reluctantly conceded that they have been out-geeked.
There could be a third category of those who are just reading and thanking the Good Lord above that they have a life, but there isn't.
I know you all well enough to know that there just isn't.
Length.... something complicated involving calculus probably.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 0:42, 7 replies)
Meh, who caresI am as I am, my universe is my own eyes and ears. Everything else is hearsay.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 0:58,
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dont forget the 4ththe ones who have read each and every reply whilst masturbating infront of their monitor in their darkened little room whilst not wanting to post their story of "nerdiness" as it all seems too normal to them, that and the thought of making any form unnecesary contact with the outside world puts the fear of the flying spaghetti monster into them.
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 1:07,
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5th categorythose who know their post is the funniest thing ever written. The reality being, most b3tans don't read past the first line or two before moving on to something that actually *is* amusing.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 1:23,
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The 6th categoryis unspoken babylonian evil.
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Don't forget..The Punners. The fucking Punners.
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That's six categories so farBut you've missed the most important one: those people who are desperate to be thought intelligent and funny by everyone else.
*raises hand*
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It's getting like the Spanish inquisition sketchOur main category is those who think they have a good post and post it, whilst grinning like excited loons, spectacularly chuffed with their lack of real life but full-to-the-brim virtual lives, and those who have thought of crackingly embarrasing tales but after wading through endless replies have silently and reluctantly conceded that they have been out-geeked.
Our two main categories are those who think they have a good post and post it, whilst grinning like excited loons, spectacularly chuffed with their lack of real life but full-to-the-brim virtual lives, and those who have thought of crackingly embarrasing tales but after wading through endless replies have silently and reluctantly conceded that they have been out-geeked, and the ones who have read each and every reply whilst masturbating infront of their monitor in their darkened little room whilst not wanting to post their story of "nerdiness" as it all seems too normal to them, that and the thought of making any form unnecesary contact with the outside world puts the fear of the flying spaghetti monster into them.
Our three main categories are those who think they have a good post and post it, whilst grinning like excited loons, spectacularly chuffed with their lack of real life but full-to-the-brim virtual lives, and those who have thought of crackingly embarrasing tales but after wading through endless replies have silently and reluctantly conceded that they have been out-geeked, and the ones who have read each and every reply whilst masturbating infront of their monitor in their darkened little room whilst not wanting to post their story of "nerdiness" as it all seems too normal to them, that and the thought of making any form unnecesary contact with the outside world puts the fear of the flying spaghetti monster into them, and those who know their post is the funniest thing ever written.
Amongst our many categories...
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