Never Meet Your HeroesThey're bound to disappoint - like the time we booked Wayne Hussey for the B3ta Radio Show. Five minutes before we're due to record, Wayne
phones, lost on the M25 with his Brazilian wife screaming in the background. Not so much the King of Goth, as a hen-pecked flake.
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chthonic, Thu 25 May 2006, 14:17)
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Prince Naseem Hamed (boxer)At uni my flatmate was a keen boxing supporter (and had been an amateur boxer in Liverpool). We had a day out at Alton Towers...
... those cable cars never stop moving so you need to be quick to get on before the doors shut.
Doors opened. My flatmate stands mouth open at the sight of some short arsed asian fella and his pasty white bird waiting to get out. Nobody moved and I thought f*ck it, I'm not hanging about and barged some little brown fella out of the way, stepping on his foot in the process, saying "hurry up you plonker" and sat down. Quickly followed by 5 flatmates.
It wasn't until the doors were closed that somebody told me I'd just squashed the foot, insulted and barged the new world featherweight champion boxer. I thought about it for a moment and thought, "yeah, but the little twat didn't get out of the way in time.". No regrets, plus he's in jail now.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:00, Reply)
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