You know you're getting old when you can't be bothered
to go out on the pull in nightclubs.

But to be fair, the older you get the more disposable income you have too...

Prostitutes are suddenly an affordable luxury (and they don't tend to vomit down your shoes either)...
( SpankyHanky, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:51, 8 replies)

You've clearly had more expensive prostitues than I have.

(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:58, closed)

No
I'm just really tight when it comes to buying women drinks in nightclubs - whats wrong with a glass of tap water???
( SpankyHanky, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:01, closed)

Taste?
Can you taste rhohypnol in tap water?
(Pork2311, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:08, closed)

Could never afford it -
thank heavens for my trusty roll of gaffer tape and the knuckle dusters...
( SpankyHanky, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:15, closed)

Industrial Solvents
More effective than Chloroform, and half the price!
(Scritty Bakerman., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 0:08, closed)

What?
You PAY prostitutes?

That's what I thought my baseball bat was for.

Yours,

Steven Wright.
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:29, closed)

They don't?
Well fuck that - last time I pay extra then...
( snee held his breath since, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:35, closed)

You....
...found ones that don't vomit?!

Mine *always* vomit. Damn you. Damn you all to hell!
(EffinDoubt is breaking glass on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:34, closed)