amsterdam madness
my brother took me to the 'dam for my birthday a few years ago. we got smashed on weed and lots of lovely beer. as we were walking around the canals a skinny junkie walked backwards into my brother and claimed he hasd knocked his coke out of his hand and was demanding money to replace it. we carried on walking with this skinny twat trying his luck until we reached the side of the canal, where the junkie started to get mad and reached into his pocket. i panicked, thinking he had a knife so in a knee-jerk reaction i punched him straight in the kisser....and proceeded to fall into the canal. from out of nowhere 2 other lads came running over and kicked off (they must have been his mates and watching) so we beat the crap out of them as well and legged it.

later in the night i took my brother to visit a prostitute and told him i would wait outside. after just 20 minutes he was being thrown out for puking over the hooker while she gave him a blowjob.

neither of us remember the rest of the night after then, but i woke with no shoes and t shirt, and never got them back.

hardcore!
(jerpster gordon ramsey does not own chip shops, allegedly, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:10, 8 replies)

troll is troll

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:34, closed)

foll-de-roll

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:45, closed)

What a pile of shit

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:05, closed)

Prick

(Turn that bloody gramaphone down has incorrect spelling in her username *WINS*, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:41, closed)

There is no good reason to puke on a whore
especially the pretty non-man-looking ones
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:46, closed)

That does fit with my experience of the place.
I went alone the first time and had some self-stlyed drug dealer cunt try to threaten me into giving him a few quid -- I was tempted to stay sober and give the guy a good kicking the next day.
I like Amsterdam, but I've had all sorts of attmepted robbery and cons aimed at me while there.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 18:41, closed)

Did you get time
to vist the Rembrandt museum, or vist a cheese market ?
(Bitter and Twisted, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 20:48, closed)

^
Hahahahahaa first splutter of the day
( rofl harris, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:58, closed)