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I had a boss who had no idea of his body odour problem, and everybody was too tactful to break it to him. Not so a visiting Rev Ian Paisley: "What the blazes is that smell? Is it you?" That sorted it. Stories of people blissfully unaware of their bad smells, bad manners and foghorn voices.

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:31)
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I think I've mentioned this before
but I was once told off by my ex girlfriend, when I was a 22 year old graduate working full time in a shitty retail job to pay my rent while I looked for something better.

Apparently she couldn't understand why I was working in a minimum wage job and not doing something with my life. I must be incredibly lazy, otherwise I'd have a nice flat and stuff like her. Why didn't I get a proper job?

All a bit harsh, but maybe understandable, until you take into account that:

1) She didn't have a job
2) Her Dad had bought her flat for her
3) Her boyfriend paid all the bills
4) She owed me £20 at the time

To rub it in, on the 'proper job' bit, her Mum was an alternative therapist.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:47, 9 replies)
sounds like someone's a bit jelly.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:16, closed)
Yeah
My mum was never able to harness the healing energies of natural crystals.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:26, closed)
Not true.
She once got the healing energy of my crystals all over her tits.

Yourmumlols.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:20, closed)
Yeah
Well I realigned your Mum's chakras.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:41, closed)
Your ex is rachelswipe?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:48, closed)
That was my first thought...

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:14, closed)
I don't get the reference
Is she a bit of a princess or something?
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:17, closed)
Sounds more like she worked as a prostitute
You say your ex Girlfriend, so we assume, it was your girlfriend at the time but, you say her boyfriend paid all of her bills?

So, how many of these bill paying boyfriends did she have that paid her bills by the hour while you where at home being cuckolded?

- Why do I feel like I should change my name to Herpes Infected Badger or some such handle?
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 0:28, closed)
No
ex girlfriend as in ex-girlfriend. As in she wasn't my girlfriend by then.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:43, closed)

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