oh my, the smell.....
there is a woman i know who, for various reasons, i will not name. let us overlook the fact that her stomach is so large that it hangs down around her like a fleshy skirt. let us forget that she has taken filing compensation claims to the level of a hobby. these things just make her unpleasant.
no, the thing she seems to have no awareness of is her smell. this woman could give foul ole ron a run for his money. i've never seen her knowingly wash and, even on a good day, her aroma is that of rancid burgers. on a bad day, there are simply no words to describe what she smells like. being within 10 feet of her triggers the most resilient gag reflex. curiously, the worse she smells, the less people want to point it out, even the people she works with would rather invent convoluted means of avoiding her than simply say "you smell, go away."
she is currently trying to sell her house. i doubt it will go well. she is inviting people to view a home that smells as if someone has been boiling a large dog in its own sweat and vomit. even family members don't want to be there.
that's all i can say, i'm making myself feel a bit ill here.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 16:11, 11 replies)

why would you have seen her wash?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 17:30, closed)

She's suppose to be her home help.

( 4Q just lurking, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 18:27, closed)

Mirror?

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 1 Dec 2012, 18:27, closed)

i've had the misfortune
of having to stay at her house for 2 weeks when i was a child. flannels should not be crunchy and soap should not be in a dusty wrapper.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 14:09, closed)

your poor mother
no wonder you're such a self-loathing mess

:(
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 18:32, closed)

pfff

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 14:10, closed)

This is no laughing matter.
According to one of the whimperers, I've been terribly hurtful to you here. I'm most awfully sorry.

[face of internet contrition]
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 14:37, closed)

*pats*
there there, i'm sure we're all victims, really
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 16:17, closed)

they touched my naughty
:( :( :(
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 17:07, closed)

i know, i saw the footage
there was popcorn and everything.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 18:24, closed)

I feel so soiled.
I don't even like popcorn.

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 18:29, closed)