i never got stuck up a tree when i was pissed
i certainly didn't fall out of the tree, snagging my knickers on a branch on the way down.
i didn't get a painful, though very brief, wedgie before said knickers ripped, plummeting me to the ground bare-arsed and winded.
i didn't even go back the next day, to find my tattered snacks still clinging to the offending limb.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:49, 6 replies)

Heh!! *click*
( Vambo, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:06, closed)

And
you definitely didn't do this last Wednesday.
(speedevil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:26, closed)

certainly not!

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:31, closed)

You & your bloody tree climbing Smash!
Gravity's a mutherfockr right? ;-P
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 18 Sep 2011, 0:15, closed)

my norks will attest to this :(

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 17:13, closed)

*clickeh*
for "tattered snacks" made me snortle
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 18:04, closed)