Back when I were a lad
at college in a central English town I had been home for the weekend and was getting the train back one sunday night. I usually had a few beers for the journey and this time was no exception. After a while I went for a piss and before I got to the toilet I noticed the unmistakable smell of MaryJoanna. The carriage was empty except for a bloke about my age with long hair and a single mum with a couple of little ones. I decided on my way back from taking a leak to ask the bloke if he would mind if I joined him, gave him a couple of beers for a smoke. So off I go and come back with my bags and beers. He agrees, turns out he's on his way to visit his GF who lives a few streets away from me, so we get chatting and he rolls a big fat one. Rather than smoke it in the carriage I suggest that we retire to the quite large toilet as it would be safer if the guard came and also because of the two young kids sitting not too far away. So we both go into the quite large toilet, light up and smoke a big joint with some particularly strong weed in. Half way through I noticed a used condom on the floor which I mention to my new mate and he says 'yeah, there was a randy couple who got off at the last stop who had dissapeared into the toilet for quite a while and it must have been them', we carried on smoking the joint and thought no more of it until we had finished and opened the door to return to our seets. As we had been in there for about 10-15 minutes a bit of a queue had formed outside and as two long haired young looking blokes stagger out of the toilet there were about 4 or 5 big hard football fans waiting to use it. They saw us come out of the loo all red eyed and staggering and the first thing they'd hae seen upon entering the loo was a sticky spunk filled johnny on the floor.
We got a few funny looks as people walked past us after using the facilities. Got quite matey with him and his missus in the end and even ended up giving her one a few times after they split up and she'd decided she was more comfortable in 'comfortable shoes' if you get my meaning but still missed a bit of cock every now and again, which was when I would get a call. I felt cheap and used.
(Wagane, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 16:29, 7 replies)

Needs more Honda Accord
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( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 17:43, closed)

Agreed, otherwise, textbook Fail.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 17:58, closed)

It certainly ticks the right boxes

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 18:15, closed)

Doesn't say she's a supermodel either.
Got the massive drugs though.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 13 Dec 2010, 4:13, closed)

It took years before
I could afford the Accord and marry the Supermodel.
(Wagane, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 13:20, closed)

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:13, closed)

Vaguely amusing...
However for the love of Bob, paragraphs man, paragraphs!!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:33, closed)