The case of the Bleeding Gash
My mate Simon used to be an illustrator, often working late into the night at home. One night he was mounting some work when he sliced a bit of his finger off with a scalpel -- really badly. He couldn't stop the flow so, panicked, he went to wake up his flatmate in the hope that she'd be able to help him staunch the bleeding.

She opens her door, takes one look at his finger pumping claret, and promptly falls to the floor in a dead faint. A few seconds later she comes to, apologising for being a wuss, and Simon helps her up, smearing blood all over her in the process. She helps him get to the bathroom in order to wash his finger, only to faint once again at the sight of the bleeding gash.

As she falls, her nightshirt rides up and -- whoops -- she's naked underneath. Intent on protecting his friend's modesty, Simon goes to grab her nightshirt to pull it down, which is when his other flatmate arrives home and opens up the bathroom door: to find Simon poised over the unconscious, bloody body of their friend, hands dripping gore, apparently attempting to strip her naked....
(MrsP, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:11, 5 replies)

I really hope this is true
because it's a near-perfect example of the topic!

*clicks*
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 10:57, closed)

Please let this be true.....
Clicks for you on the basis that it is and also because it is a gazillion times better than any shite I could dredge up for this QOTW.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:42, closed)

It's true, I swear!! Its the only decent story I know, I've waited ages for the opportunity to put it on here... :)
(MrsP, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 16:03, closed)

Is it real,
or is it Flunitrazepam?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 17:52, closed)

You get a click for
Bleeding gash :)
( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 5:13, closed)