Tommy Ramone has died.
Tis a glorious day, I might go shopping.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 8:40, 26 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Friday evening thread. Apparently Cameron is planning a major cabinet reshuffle, with more fanny in the new one. Good lad. Who would you have in the cabinet? What b3tan would you have?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 18:52, 29 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Come on "off the topics" *clap clap*
How's the weekend panning out?
A hedonistic blur? A family affair?
Im seeing the other half tonight for the first time in 2 weeks, not including hospital visits. Yes.
Weed, food, drink. Hurrah!

alt. Does anyone really care about what others are having for lunch?
altalt. I got myself a Chromecast last weekend for the prole bedroom telly. What was the last piece of technology you bought?
altaltalt. There's a Supermoon this weekend. Are you interested in space stuff?

Shit off.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:08, 184 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Yesterday I managed to lay 25m of turf in my garden
Tonight I'll be adding an extension onto my wood store. I managed to get the turf for £1 a roll \o/

Tell me more interesting tales of your bargains please

Alt:
Are you a handy person?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 9:23, 172 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Fuck that shit, it's Friday and it's pissing down.
What's the best lavatorial simile for what it's like round your way?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 7:55, 77 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

You all fucked off for the afternoon then?
Workshy cunts.

I've been tits deep in IT misery. Im not going to moan about it like certain folk on here. Instead, I persevered and sorted my fucking issues out.

What you all up to?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 17:56, 52 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Battered is a predictable prick
Alt: Hi, how are you?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:48, 133 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Torturing bunnies good or bad?
m.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-28245097
Eating bunnies, cows, horse, whatever, good or bad?
Recreational drugs, good or bad?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 12:22, 213 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Friends, Romans, Immigrants, countrymen
As your newly erected leader, I bring you the history of my people.
www.bbc.co.uk/archive/gay_rights/

Tell me the history of YOUR people.

Britney Spears without Autotune
metro.co.uk/2014/07/09/audio-of-britney-spears-singing-new-track-alien-without-auto-tune-leaks-online-4792115/

and ask you what you would eat for lunch?

alt. alright?
altalt. Pricks
altaltalt. last email you sent
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:31, 135 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Vote for the next thread here!
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( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 10:56, 30 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I've got another free coffee
Alt: also I have tomorrow off for mini ape's birthday. It's been 3 years since I last slept
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 7:24, 158 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

When OT finally shuts, what will you do? Go to another board, do some real things or masturbate furiously?
Or all three?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 19:27, 45 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Today is boiling my piss
Customers are being more cunty than usual and my boss is on my back for a report that I've not got the time or inclination to do

How is today treating you?

Alt:
Pub lies
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:45, 161 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

come on people!
so someone has leaked "dr who" scripts. i couldn't care less about dr who, but i do think it was mean to ruin it for people. have you ever leaked? or shared secrets?

alt: if you had to have (another) tattoo, where would you have it and what would it be?

altalt: i has LUNCH with journalists today at a nice gastropub. what are you having?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:05, 165 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

Morning all
Today we can all rejoice in the first anniversary of The Original Dr Frog™ signing up to join this happy online community.
What are some of your favourite Frog moments?
Share your thoughts, love and tributes here in this fluffy thread.

Alt: Oh, were you hoping for a go on rachelswipe and then that prick came along and ruined it?
How has Frog being here spoiled your enjoyment of the internet?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:27, 172 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I've been asked to be a 'Best Man'. Ever done it? Tips & tricks for doing so?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 20:12, 111 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

That's getting a bit acrimonious with the Lazarus Edmund and stuff
Not been on for a while, as my local closed for good after 128 years solid service on June 21st so my drinking habits have had to change a bit.

What have I missed?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 19:28, 25 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

So the McCanns fear that the person who kidnapped their daughter may strike again.
Is this a cry for help that they are thinking of doing in another one of their kids, or are they also hoping for Charles and Eddy to produce a follow up to "Would I lie to you"?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 17:02, 103 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

CHEAT!
I'm just watching a documentary about Lance Armstrong and his doping. He basically owned cycling and shat on anyone who crossed him. Have you ever cheated?

ALT:
Luuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:42, 292 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Karaoke. Have you ever indulged?
Asked a few in the pub what sort of evening entertainment they'd like and this came up. Personally, I'd rather pull my own teeth.
Alt, what do you like about your local pub, assuming you have one?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 11:40, 174 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

'Alright yer'
Question 1:

I have a scotch egg today, what have you got?

Question 2:

I have ordered that new bike I keep banging on about, what have you ordered?

Question 3:

Would you rather have a massive bushy neanderthal style monobrow or no eyebrows whatsoever, chemo style? For the purposes of the question, the ultimate look cannot ever be altered, shaved, drawn on etc.


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( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 8:19, 242 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

There are Scottish people on the television...on the BBC...SCOTTISH PEOPLE!
They appear to be fat and incomprehensible.

Are you fat and incomprehensible?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:05, 88 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

come on losers
what are you doing?

alt: 9 years since the 07/07 bombings. i missed them by one train or so. when i got to work, there were about 6 of us there. a twat partner came out of his office to find us all huddled around the tv realising what had happened, and barked, "nothing to see here, back to your desks." who's the biggest twat you've ever worked with?

altalt: so someone grafitti'd the memorial pillars with "4 innocent muslims" and other such slogans. dumb religionists or dumb EDL or Britain First trying to blame it on dumb religionists? get your conspiracy theories here.

altaltalt: supper?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:39, 91 replies, latest was 10 years ago)