laster post
I'll even throw in a question - when were you last proper sick not just hangover? I fear I'm on the cards for manflu
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 0:25, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Last post!
In your face Kaol (or whoever normally gets it)
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 23:36, Reply)

I see the evening threads are up to their usual high quality.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 21:09, 73 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

GARY CRANLEY BUM SEXED TIM STILTON

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 20:49, 72 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

NAKERS IS A BENT SPASTIC

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 20:37, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Losers.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 20:24, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

EVERYONE IS A TWAT!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 20:04, 5 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

BATTERED IS A DRUNK

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 20:04, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

MONG TIGER IS A TWAT!
no returns.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 20:01, 8 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

SPONGEBOB IS DEVASTATED!

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 20:01, Reply)

GARY IS UPSET

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 19:57, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

DOUBLE DELETION!!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 19:56, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

DELETION!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 19:56, Reply)

So it turns out I can link my Virgin Media box up to my hub and then watch things I've recorded on my tablet and then "cast" them onto a TV
When were you last gobsmacked by technology? Are you a Luddite?

Alt:
I harvested a load of peas straight from the garden at the weekend. They were "NOM". Are you green fingered?

AltAlt:
I'm not sure we've heard of either what people got up to at the weekend nor what they had for lunch
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:21, 188 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

So, it seems that I booked my time off work, and train tickets a week late for my holiday next week.
I also did this with flights to Ibiza a couple of year ago.
Is there something you just can't get right? Peoples birthdays? Names?

alt. www.independent.co.uk/news/people/oscar-pistorius-returns-to-twitter-with-four-bizarre-messages-you-have-the-ability-to-make-a-difference-in-someones-life-9604211.html
Looks like Pistorious is turning to God in a last ditch attempt to save himself from jail. let's see how the Lord plays this one out.
Have you ever used religion as an excuse to get out of something?

Altalt. What song is the soundtrack to your life?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 11:54, 106 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Assisted dying, yes or no?
www.theguardian.com/society/2014/jul/13/assisted-dying-bill-lord-falcone

I'be been asked a few times by patients, but ethically bound to say no. Regardless of my personal belief. When did ethics get in your way?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 10:53, 99 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

U OKAY HUN? XX
(◉‿◉)
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 8:36, 20 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Football. Meh. Please debate.
It's a bit shit, but something to argue about in the pub. What was your last argument?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 13 Jul 2014, 20:50, 30 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright?
Alt: went for a picnic earlier, so picnics good or bad?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 13 Jul 2014, 20:14, Reply)

Sunday. The 'dead zone' of off topic
Kickball is on later but there will be hours of ill-informed speculation beforehand, justification of the wrongness of the speculation at half-time and justification of the justification at full time. Do yo uknow of a group of more shit 'pundits' than the motley assortment of mongs who are the commentary teams?
Alt: Favourite anal lube - or something. Sort out your own answers.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 13 Jul 2014, 18:32, 5 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Good morning my fellow off-topicers and how the devil are you?
We have regular 'weekend plans' threads, my Saturday was awesome* but let's have feedback on how your Saturday went.
Alt: Will you be watching the kickball final later? If so, do you favour the sausage eaters or the ineffectual sabre rattling spics?

*If you're going to a 'Party in the park' type event where you provide your own picnic, then going in a group where there are three professional cooks is always a good plan.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 13 Jul 2014, 9:17, 10 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I'm bored.
Couldn't be arsed to go out this evening.

Any good catch-tv around at the moment?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 22:11, 12 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Afternoon drinking is an excellent pursuit, particularlr when safe in your garden, with kids, pets and bizarrely a hedgehog, which has just turned up. Recipes, anyone?
What is the grossest thing you have ever eaten? What are your views on afternoon boozing ?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 14:57, 107 replies, latest was 10 years ago)