Handy for drink driving?
m.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-28551069
I don't like the idea of them really, nothing specific, just don't. Yourviews? Have you ever driven under the influence, drink or drugs?
Alt, read anything good recently?
Alt alt ,views on bankers handing back up to seven years worth of bonuses?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 7:17, 102 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Wicky Wicky wild wild west, Jim West, desperado , rough rider, no you don't want Nada,
None of this, six guns are running this and then I don't know the rest.

How are you?

Alt: boom shake shake shake the room.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:20, 77 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

What a shit day full of shit cunts
Alright?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:27, 130 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Grudge Match!!
Who would you pit against each other in an Aerosmith/Run DMC style music battle?
Im going for The Reynolds Girls and Korn singing "Im Too Sexy"

alt. best cuisine

altalt. best One Hit Wonder.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 15:35, 82 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

#ledgebantz
If you could do any job what would it be?

Alt: A bloke I work with doesn't like Chinese food or "chinky" as I like to call it. My mate's wife doesn't eat cheese. What everyday item do you wierdly not like/eat, you freak?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:36, 240 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

What were the skies like when you were young?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 12:59, 19 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Marrning all. I watched some Commonwealth games, and quite enjoyed it.What did you last enjoy that you didn'tthink you would?
Alt, I have cheesy dip stuff, what have you for noms?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:20, 33 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Morning, gang!
I'm going on holiday tomorrow, so it's likely I'll miss all the fun and games on here.
I won't be bothered to read back over what happened once I get back, so can you tell me in this thread what is going to happen?

Alt: Could you water the plants for me?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 8:42, 123 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Sushi is shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 17:21, 114 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

That's enough of that. Dog and daughter asleep, fed and watered, wife out, all is good.
Plans for the bank holiday? We're going to Fleetwood, a small coastal town on the West coast, it'll be the last family break till the new year at least. Like beach holidays? This will be traditional, sandcastles, chips and that nonsense
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 15:37, 141 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

So. Did I miss anything last week?
Please recap all flounces and bloo bloos.
WHO has been bullying Frog?
Is Dr Best Troll still buying a pub?

Im peeling, are you peeling?

Lunch.

Dunnolol.

New Wonder Woman looks canny.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:41, 180 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Foodwrongs
A food thread will bring out Team Autistic Internet, I'm sure.

What foods can you not abide? What shit foods do you love?

Alt:
Its fucking boiling here. Are you a hot or cold person?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:05, 129 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

frog done something good for other people yesterday. When did you last done something goodfor others?
Alt, I has three weeks to kill, any suggestions? Ice a few meetings and prep work, mainly it's chill time.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 7:56, 85 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Oh hi The Internet, MEATSNAKE poster here!
I completed my 60 mile bicycle ride from London to Cambridge in 4 hours, at an average speed of 15.4mph, and a maximum speed of 32.1mph!

But it wasn't just about me, it was also to help save those beautiful tits from cancer, and it's early to say but I think my efforts have gone some way to help find a cure.

What do I want, a medal?????? NO THANKS, I GOT ONE WHEN I CROSSED THE FINISH LINE.

CHEERS.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 18:52, 23 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

How "meta".

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 0:27, 16 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

When did you last make a cunt of yourself through drink, a real twat?
I'm just getting the details now, cab driver got the wife up at three, she and him hoiked me into the hallway, got woken at six by dog and daughter, puked, found the spare room, surfaced whenever, puked and am now lying on the bed with the telly at no volume. I'm just drinking water so I have something to throw up. I seriously do feel like death. Apparently I was drinking Amaretto, I can taste it in the vomit. This is the last booze for a lonfg time.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 16:07, 58 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Jul 2014, 8:40, 38 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

What a lovely evening eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 18:05, 36 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I've got a tune stuck in my head but can't remember the song
It goes Der der dum dum......dum.....dum.....dum......der dumdum.

Can anyone help?

Alt.
( Peej, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 12:52, 42 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Hello.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 12:40, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

F-F-F-F-Fucking Friday bitches!
YEAH! The sun is shining and the coffee is here. How are you celebrating today? I might have a poo of biblical proportions soon

Alt:
6 weeks holidays! Tell me tales of your childhood adventures
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 10:14, 140 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

please find an alternative forum, off topic is due to close at midnight
thank you for your support
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 25 Jul 2014, 9:21, 5 replies, latest was 10 years ago)