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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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Last week at this job, guess I'll not be on here at the new one. Make the most of me
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:18, 77 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
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( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:18, 77 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Monday morning
All looking forward to a week of work?
Would you work longer days to do your weekly hours in 4 days instead of 5? My old boss did to spend time with his kid in the pre-school years, seemed to work for him. Also his commute was hassle-free.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 8:04, 156 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
All looking forward to a week of work?
Would you work longer days to do your weekly hours in 4 days instead of 5? My old boss did to spend time with his kid in the pre-school years, seemed to work for him. Also his commute was hassle-free.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 8:04, 156 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Stoptober, ffs. Could you give up OT for a whole month? Without stepping?
( , Sat 11 Oct 2014, 17:38, 11 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
( , Sat 11 Oct 2014, 17:38, 11 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
metro.co.uk/2014/10/10/dwarf-handed-crayons-and-colouring-book-as-couple-sat-down-for-romantic-dinner-4900432/?ito=facebook
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 18:51, 9 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Word up kid, HH thread time
So some fucking traffic warden got me in under 45 seconds, I swear down the mother fucker was a trained ninja, he just popped up and bang £70 (35 if I pay up quick like)
Worse thing is it’s a place I always park, just never realised that the parking was a no parking zone from 8am-9:15am, I’m sure the cunt could have just said that to me but hey, no, blam ticket.
So jumped up authority pricks, you had any run ins with them lately?
Alt: Weekend plans or make some shit up
EDIT: Soz Frog*
*not really your thread was shit
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:51, 218 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
So some fucking traffic warden got me in under 45 seconds, I swear down the mother fucker was a trained ninja, he just popped up and bang £70 (35 if I pay up quick like)
Worse thing is it’s a place I always park, just never realised that the parking was a no parking zone from 8am-9:15am, I’m sure the cunt could have just said that to me but hey, no, blam ticket.
So jumped up authority pricks, you had any run ins with them lately?
Alt: Weekend plans or make some shit up
EDIT: Soz Frog*
*not really your thread was shit
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:51, 218 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
INB4 TEH DELETE THREAD
Evening plans? Weekend Plans? Cunnning Plans? Hahahaha Blackadder LOL
Alt:
Oh come with me,
To the rolling sea,
While the weather's calm and still.
And we'll have some fun and laughter with
The Adventures of Portland Bill.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:49, 39 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Evening plans? Weekend Plans? Cunnning Plans? Hahahaha Blackadder LOL
Alt:
Oh come with me,
To the rolling sea,
While the weather's calm and still.
And we'll have some fun and laughter with
The Adventures of Portland Bill.
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:49, 39 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
I've got a headache that I'm 90% sure is an aneurysm
and I'm so stressed out I'm likely to 'Arson Dave' the next cunt who pisses me off.
How's your day going?
Alt: Are you a hypochondriac, or do you never bother the doc?*
I reckon my medical notes are full of doctor shorthand for 'hypochandriac twat'
*Real docs, I mean, not DBT
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:44, 227 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
and I'm so stressed out I'm likely to 'Arson Dave' the next cunt who pisses me off.
How's your day going?
Alt: Are you a hypochondriac, or do you never bother the doc?*
I reckon my medical notes are full of doctor shorthand for 'hypochandriac twat'
*Real docs, I mean, not DBT
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:44, 227 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
So the Koreans are blowing each other up again
Kim Jong Un not seen in a month. What do you thinks happened to him?
Alt. UKIP eh? My father in law is happy about it. HIAFI
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:05, 162 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Kim Jong Un not seen in a month. What do you thinks happened to him?
Alt. UKIP eh? My father in law is happy about it. HIAFI
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:05, 162 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
What's the story morning glory?
I know you're worried about stuff, share your fears and worries with the group.
Alt: Saturday or Sunday? Which is your favourite?
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 8:01, 188 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
I know you're worried about stuff, share your fears and worries with the group.
Alt: Saturday or Sunday? Which is your favourite?
( , Fri 10 Oct 2014, 8:01, 188 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Evening Thread
Good evening.
What are you up to tonight, what with Thursday being the new Friday and all that shite?
( , Thu 9 Oct 2014, 18:33, 218 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Good evening.
What are you up to tonight, what with Thursday being the new Friday and all that shite?
( , Thu 9 Oct 2014, 18:33, 218 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Apparently one of the corpses from MH17 had an oxygen mask on.
This means that they didn't die instantly and probably had a rather disturbing journey to the ground.
If you were in this situation, how would you spend those precious few last moments - praying, crying, wanking, playing flappy bird on your phone?
Alt: I hope you all die in plane crashes.
( , Thu 9 Oct 2014, 18:24, 13 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
This means that they didn't die instantly and probably had a rather disturbing journey to the ground.
If you were in this situation, how would you spend those precious few last moments - praying, crying, wanking, playing flappy bird on your phone?
Alt: I hope you all die in plane crashes.
( , Thu 9 Oct 2014, 18:24, 13 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Cut Cut Cut
Tell me something. You can't play bass. You can't play drums.
So, what can you play? Any instrument you still hope to learn one day?
Alt: How's your afternoon going?
( , Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:22, 257 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Tell me something. You can't play bass. You can't play drums.
So, what can you play? Any instrument you still hope to learn one day?
Alt: How's your afternoon going?
( , Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:22, 257 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Guess I missed the morning rush.
What did you miss today?
Busy Thursday?
Lovely. what you had to eat, you fat bastards?
( , Thu 9 Oct 2014, 11:26, 103 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
What did you miss today?
Busy Thursday?
Lovely. what you had to eat, you fat bastards?
( , Thu 9 Oct 2014, 11:26, 103 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
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( , Wed 8 Oct 2014, 22:24, 44 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Bristol City are 1-0 up.
Bet the bake off wankers are well jel.
( , Wed 8 Oct 2014, 20:14, 49 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Bet the bake off wankers are well jel.
( , Wed 8 Oct 2014, 20:14, 49 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
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