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This place would be dead on its arse if ... ?(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 7:57, 101 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Emergency "too many cooks" threadI've found that Panic at the Disco's "Nine in the afternoon" can shift the "too many cooks" themesong. If you have a better blocker, feel free to share.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:20,
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What are you getting your loved ones for christmas?I need some inspiration
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 14:57,
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Sunday morning, motherfuckers!I watched the sun come up over the misty fields sipping on a cup of tea - rock and/or roll right there!
Plans for today? With Swipey and Frog being in the colonies I expect it to be quiet on here. I will be going to get some wood (fnaar), finishing off my workbench, putting some guitar hangers on the wall and generally being a busy little beaver.
What are you guys doing? Nursing yet another hangover and vowing never to drink again? Preparing for a family lunch where someone will overdo it on the Aldi bargain bin vino and get lairy? Or, like me, will you actually do something constructive?*
Alt: Works Xmas do's - are you in favour? Do you actually get to let your hair down or are you on your best behaviour?
*Actual levels of constructiveness may vary. Your scrotum may be at risk if you...zzzzzzzzzzzz
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Afternoon.I've been shopping and might go to the pub after the football has finished.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 16:46,
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Too Many CooksToo Many Cooks Opening Credits
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 22:18,
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Evening, OT. Please tell e how to be liked in the real world, I've managed to fuck off the locals. I want my popularity backI'm rather teary :((
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Just over a week 'till JeffStock 5.Get involved!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:48,
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RAGE!My mate Mo's car has been hit in a road rage thing on the way in to work. Bloke drove into the side of his car then pulled in behind him and accelerated into the back of him and jumped out to pull Mo out of the car. Police been and all sorts!
Tell me of your RAGE incidents!
Alt:
Good deeds
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:31,
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Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday. Guess what I've got planned. Go on. Guess.
Alt: *spoiler warning* gonna get pissed and watch a movie, what are you doing?
Altalt: best tea? And I mean proper tea, no fucking twining blended green tea with hope bollocks. I'm a typhoo man deal with it.
Altaltalt: that's a shit question, seen that pick up artist guy on the news who seems to use violence to pick up women? Where do you stand on the whole rape culture, bad man debate? Also, you did not rape my mum. Jussayin.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Nov 2014, 6:03,
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I'm off to the keeeebab shop for breakfast, anyone want owt?(
broadsword w⚓, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:00,
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Now the night draw in that little faster here’s an “Early Good Evening” thread.Alt: My day has been shit, I’ve almost come to blows with somebody, had every needy prick in the world on the phone and almost spun out on a roundabout so…..
Day from hell….come on then tell us all about your day from hell.
Alt:alt: Did anyone get burnt by a sparkler last night? Or any other tragic bonfire tales.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 16:56,
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Let's have a music recomendation thread.I'm really a big fan of Sage Francis, i'm going to recommend him.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 15:47,
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Tinsel is common and for pikeys.Discuss.
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Kroney, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:20,
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So the drumner from AC/DC.... (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 8:24,
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Hello, good evening etcI've peaked too early, I'm all packed for the holiday and now I'm waiting to watch the Cranleys and Nakers on The Apprentice.
What are you up to?
Anything nice for tea/dinner/supper?
Yesterday I had a toasted cheese sandwich made with 'BJ Mature Cheddar'
Cor!!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 20:41,
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one for the nonces and parents of OTwww.bbc.co.uk/news/business-29914524
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 17:02,
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Hi shunts!!what's the best insult you've ever received?
alt. Do you read any papers? I really don't these days and here is why:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-the-papers-29909297
People are spoon fed their beliefs. I'd rather be thick and uneducated than told my opinion.
altalt. I think Monty covered it but what are you doing this evening? Fuck fireworks, but I may watch V For Vendetta to get into the spirit.
altaltalt. Lunch.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 11:41,
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