Good evening

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:42, 223 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

This is alright.
Why are you alright?
Alt: a'ight?
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 15:58, 140 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

This is crap.
Why are you crap?
alt. Now that Jeffstock is over, where will you be taking me for drinks in 2015?
altalt. Megadrive or SNES?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 14:12, 111 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Hello my offtopicese (breth/sis)tren
What's the weirdest place you've had sex?

ALT:Where's the best pub crawl you've ever done/heard of ?

ALTALT:Is that not enough? I dunno, pick a spirit animal or something
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 13:00, 116 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

morning, dickholes
who fancies a greasy spoon until the pubs open?
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 8:00, 171 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Furtburt.
You?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 16 Nov 2014, 20:59, 15 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

up yours, dickface

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 13:24, 111 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Should I make this?
imgur.com/O5bW9IZ
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 1:47, 3 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

fuck off dozers

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 15 Nov 2014, 22:05, Reply)

fuck off dozers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Nov 2014, 14:19, 26 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

alright
Johnny Cash on the stereo, coffee on the go, heading into town later.

Wot u up 2 2day?xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 15 Nov 2014, 10:59, 26 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Choo-Choo!
I'm on a train.

No train cans though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Nov 2014, 9:28, 6 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Sxv-sUYtM
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 15 Nov 2014, 0:34, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Friday night
Any television recommendations?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 21:08, 36 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Look right here it's only a fucken train thread for you jive turkeys!
alt: flan or tart?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:26, 186 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Cool new thread mark II
you saw it here first
( Glovington, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 15:24, 172 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Hey sucker!
What the hell's got into you?
Hey sucker!
Now there's nothing you can do!

I learned all about masculinity from George and Andrew. Who taught you how to be a real man? Or a woman, I suppose, if you're pretending to be one of those.
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 12:25, 162 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Hi pricks!!
Enough I.T stuff now, yeah?
God what are they like?!
What you up to this weekend? I really want to know.
Christmas Markets and a little date on Sunday por moi.

alt. Ever had a great idea for a new invention? Sell it to us.
altalt. Dunno lol. Food normally gets you lot going. what's on your lunch agenda?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 10:51, 98 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

TodayIwenttogetacoffeeandIgotalemonmuffinandithadlemoncurdinthemiddle
anditallcameoutinonelumpandIateitallatonceandit'sFridayandnearlytheweekendandIhaveajobinterviewnextweekandit'snearlyChrimblepoppymasandIsoexcitedIcouldjustpukesqueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!




Alright?
( Kroney, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 9:19, 139 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

MORNHOLES

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 7:49, 29 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Sod it, I'm flogging my vinyl collection, some online want prices are mad.
I inherited a lot from older brother, and my dad, it's been in the attic for nearly ten years, what have you flogged off for cash recently? YM?
Alt, do you have too much crap hanging about your place? I'd happily bin most of the ornaments rubbish we have, it's dust collecting shite.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 19:04, 137 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Now look here!
This bullying has gone too far!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 17:41, 36 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

As dozer seems to have broken everyones spirit lets start again
I have never been a big brandy fan, recommend me a brandy that's good and relatively inexpensive

Alt: Gaylord... insult or compliment

Alt2: you all smell
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 15:57, 193 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Anyone heard from frog and swipe?
What do you mean, who?
alt. Christmas Markets start in Manchester this weekend. Do you have any near you and what do you like buying? Im all for a nice wurst and some Gluhwein, and anywhere it's acceptable to Irish up a coffee at 9am.
altalt. Anything on this evening?

BYE
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 15:07, 48 replies, latest was 9 years ago)