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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Do we still do lunch threads?I'm having cheese on toast with hot sauce.
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ffs can we have a mcbeef thread to push all that whining and hucknall down the board(, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 11:15, 1 reply, 9 years ago)
sympathy 'morning'(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 0:04,
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If you'd just met somebody and weren't sure if they were suitable material what song would you break into to test them?Alt: wine in pubs is for (a) pricks, (b) total pricks?
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Weekend plansThis weekend I appear to be repairing the fence. Hail, hurricanes and snow apart, I'll be out for the first run of the year now I seem to have recovered from t'lurgy. Got three races booked in already so my 40th year will be fitness based
On the negative side, the first overtime of the year this weekend for some kind of cockney bellend who works round the corner from McBeef's old place
Alt:
Worst hangover cure
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:20,
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alrightCamouflage, clear, black or mirror?
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Boring Thursday is boring.I've just had some data entry thrust upon me (yeah yeah, strikethrough BENT IN ME).
What are your woes?
alt. what are your wins?
altalt. Happy Birthday Frog! What have you all got him?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 14:40,
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Thursday. Chicken Thursday.
Alt: how are you? Got anything to share with the group?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:02,
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you know when you're doing "business" and being "professional" and you have an out-of-body moment and think "who's this prick being all businessman? why don't we go up the Rec and dick about?" and then you realise you've zoned out and somebody asks a question and all you can think about is when Minty Kendall got her knockers out behind the Methodist Hall?
Me neither.
Who wants to go up the Rec and dick about?
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Aren't beach huts expensive. www.beach-huts.com/1/beach-huts-for-sale.html
Just sayin'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:16,
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BUMHOLES(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:03,
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Evening plans?I've borrowed a 'record' deck to play and catalogue inherited 'vinyl' on.See what plays, what is a bit ropey and what gets made into ashtrays.
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No poo chat.Tell us a vaguely interesting thing that you haven't told us at great length and tedious detail before.
I once put diesel in the petrol outboard motor of a famous newsreader and completely ruined it. Then I saw his cock.
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so fister comes back and kills the board entirelycome on, he's not that bad. how would you welcome back our fake scottish friend?
alt: do you have a limit? do you squirm at someone using a word like "period", or do you happily drag colleagues into the toilet to admire your home made chocolate logs?
altalt: what was the biggest insult when you were at school?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 16:32,
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