Wake up!
Time to die
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 7:20, 169 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Well, that one's dead.
Music Chat?
Tea Chat?
Cable Chat?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 19:20, 38 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

alright y/n

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 17:40, 8 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Riemann hypothesis y/n

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 17:06, 10 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Come on "off the topics"
It's like you don't even care anymore.
What do you think should happen to them racist Chelsea fans?
alt. Apparently someone fluffed their lines on live Eastenders last night. Have you ever slipped up and how did you cover for it?
altalt. Im starting my park run thingies this Saturday. what have you started that's new?

BYE!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 15:12, 71 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Who killed Lucy Beale?
Alt: LUNCH
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:07, 139 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Christ that was dull.
Whiskey Chat?

allt: just been for a shit. When are YOU going for a shit?

altalt: pricks
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:34, 168 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

alright
Alt: tradable annuities: the right thing for post-decumulation clients, or a mis-selling scandal waiting to happen?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 10:05, 18 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

I like this. Look at it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzNAk3WkyEM
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 23:42, 4 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

I see there's some EXTREME UPSET going on in question of the week(s)
What gives you a bad case of the EXTREME UPSET?

ALT1 - Read any good books lately? I'm struggling through a Steven Tyler autobiography I picked up in a pound shop. He doesn't even attempt to hide the fact he's a colossal bellend.

ALT2 - Who do youthink is a colossal bellend?
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:20, 157 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

yo

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:19, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

Good afternoon, friends.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:01, 57 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

I know I'm going to regret this
But later on today the office party planning committee (yes really - like at Dunder Mifflin - I wish I was kidding) will be meeting to discuss WAKKI ideas for Red Nose Day. I have as many ideas as I have fucks to give, but on the other hand, the longer the meeting lasts the longer it gets me off the phones. So I castrate myself on the mercy of your collective intellect. Go nuts.

Also good morning
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 10:10, 205 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

hey it's Wednesday

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 7:03, 63 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Alright dudes,
Cracking weather here in the ox, seems a shame to be indoors. What do you like doing outdoors? I'm taking drinking white cider in the woods as a given.

Alt: what's your go to indoor activity when it's piss in with rain?

Altalt: favourite soup
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 14:34, 145 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

WHAT ARE YOU GIVING UP FOR LENT?

I'm going to see if I can lay off the the kids for a bit.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 14:11, 14 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Tuesday Thread
I'm not interested in a word you have to say.
( Peej, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 8:20, 49 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 17:05, 65 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

stop what you're doing brain of Britain is on radio 4 now.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:02, 116 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Good morning! IT'S A KRONEY THREAD *air horns* *wild cheering*
Right then, you pricks, how's fucking life on a fucking Monday morning, then?

I am cock-a-fucking-hoop. I reduced the woman to near tears with my cooking on Saturday. She promised it was because I'm so amazingly good but then she spent most of the rest of the evening in the loo. I'm guessing a near religious gastronomic experience like that requires you to take a couple of hours out for contemplation. I weren't bothered; I played a ton of Elite in my pants. Rocking. What did you ugly cunts do for your smelly whale lovers?

Alt: I've found a fucking house. Not made an offer, much less had it accepted but we're doing all that shit this morning. I really hope it all goes through successfully because the house is fucking lovely. I'll be gutted if it falls through. Would you all like to wish misery upon me?
( Kroney, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 7:47, 155 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

BUMHOLES

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 6:51, 1 reply, 9 years ago)