that was his idea of foreplay

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:49, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

romantic bastard.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:58, Reply)

i'll tell you over drinks
you can guess who it was. you will laugh. a LOT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:03, Reply)

Well, if you'd have just have named one, we wouldn't have fallen out, would we?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:04, Reply)

oh
when did we fall out darling?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:12, Reply)

I need to be clearer when I am joking, don't I?
I was just pretending it was me you were talking about.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:15, Reply)

no, i got that
i need to be clearer when i am deliberately misunderstanding something for humorous effect.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Ha.
I need to be clearer that I am a fucking idiot who can't be trusted not to take something at face value while at the same time accusing someone else of doing exactly that.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:26, Reply)

nooo noo noo
i need to be clearer that-

we could do this all day.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Haha. OK.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:07, Reply)