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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I insist on dancing like a spastic, so I blend in with everyone else.
So I guess it was at a barn dance last Summer.
Alt:I'm highly regarded in the giving relationship advice department. Just ask me a specific question, and I guarentee satisfaction. No gazzes, everything above board.
( , Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:59, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
So I guess it was at a barn dance last Summer.
Alt:I'm highly regarded in the giving relationship advice department. Just ask me a specific question, and I guarentee satisfaction. No gazzes, everything above board.
( , Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:59, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Dear Bartleby
Mt girlfriend gets really annoyed when I spell guarantee badly, what would you advise?
( , Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:01, Reply)
Mt girlfriend gets really annoyed when I spell guarantee badly, what would you advise?
( , Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:01, Reply)
Mount Girlfriend?
Tell her not to be so pedantic, and spend at least an hour a week doing crosswords together.
( , Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Tell her not to be so pedantic, and spend at least an hour a week doing crosswords together.
( , Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Yes, I call her that.
On account of her icey cold nature and size. And the fact that many men have died trying to conquer her.
( , Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:07, Reply)
On account of her icey cold nature and size. And the fact that many men have died trying to conquer her.
( , Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:07, Reply)
i want lady quint to nosh on my sausage more
i've tried chocolate shower gel and strawberry but nothing works?
( , Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:05, Reply)
i've tried chocolate shower gel and strawberry but nothing works?
( , Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:05, Reply)
You are going to start knocking her around and live with your mother until you are in your mid-forties?
( , Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:10, Reply)
( , Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:10, Reply)
Something about your mother, dog's penises and her favourite meal?
( , Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:21, Reply)
( , Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:21, Reply)
Hmm, a difficult one.
I reckon that if you carefully placed your willy near to her face while you are noshing on her, she would respond with a bit of suck it and see.
( , Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:10, Reply)
I reckon that if you carefully placed your willy near to her face while you are noshing on her, she would respond with a bit of suck it and see.
( , Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:10, Reply)
take her to hatton garden
show her all the diamonds.
replace the £ in the price tag with noshes.
let her earn her own.
( , Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:12, Reply)
show her all the diamonds.
replace the £ in the price tag with noshes.
let her earn her own.
( , Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:12, Reply)
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