Dear Monty
I keep getting a gob full of hair whilst I am noshing my bird off. How can I maximise the vulva intake and minimise the rug intake?

Inquisitively yours

Your Mum.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:12, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Oh LOL.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:16, Reply)

Dear mum.
Bald is beautiful.

I advise you to listen to Mark Morrison, and return with the (Im)mac.

Your loving son,

Monty

PS at Christmas I could hear you and your missus brushing your teeth for what seemed like hours, and it sounded like it was hurting you. Perhaps those electric toothbrushes are not for you? M x
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:17, Reply)

"mmmmmmmf u, shun"
"Apologies, I shouldn't speak with a mouthful of minge. Thank you son."
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:19, Reply)

Dear Monty's Mum,
Tell her to get rid of the Gibbons she's got stored down there.

After all, you're there to eat, not floss.

Yours,
AA
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:23, Reply)

*ovation*

( Kroney, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:44, Reply)