they're quite cute
he's more like a... a boulder. a big ugly boulder.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:49, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

haha, shut up butthurt

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:53, Reply)

SHREK!
THAT'S IT!

he's a neckless wonder too.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:55, Reply)

your words are so harsh
i've never seen a picture of you, so even tho this is totally unfair i'm pretty sure i've got you sussed a a chunky, mad haired but well dressed pro heading for an imminent emotional breakdown
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:56, Reply)

Oh man, I'd totally show you some
only b3tards is down.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:59, Reply)

thanks i'd like it if you could at some point
i bet she's LOVELY
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:02, Reply)

you'd win your bet

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:05, Reply)

well
today's skirt is actually a size 10, which is the good thing about the mad detox. and i had my hair done at lunchtime for tonight, so it's all sleek. and work is quiet today, so no breakdown. so 0/10. try again tomorrow.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:59, Reply)

i can see it on the horizon
i've seen it pretty much since i started posting, i think you need emotional support
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:02, Reply)

i'd rather have the cash

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:03, Reply)

i think you'd rather not sleep alone at night

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:04, Reply)

i'm not you, being alone doesn't terrify me to the extent that i'd even go underwear shopping with the other half rather than be alone for an afternoon
actually, having the bed to yourself is a much better night's sleep. i am wondering how to tell the new bloke this.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:06, Reply)

i went with her cos she said we'd split off and do our own things
it was a trap tho, admirable ackbar told me after

i dunno, shout and scream at him with mad starey eyes, he'll soon get the message
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:13, Reply)

i can't understand why anyone would want to take their bf shopping
unless he's wet or gay, he won't want to come. let him do his own thing.

i don't like him that much. so i might try that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:14, Reply)

she just wants us to do things together cos i'm usually busy at weekends with my lego
sure, your imaginary boy won't mind at all
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:16, Reply)

get your own insults, that's just lazy
i've been telling you that your gf is imaginary for MONTHS.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:22, Reply)

i think YOU'RE imaginary

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:23, Reply)

this doesn't even make sense
but strangely i quite like it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:25, Reply)

for input?
to help with decisions? you know, the usual stuff that people do?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:19, Reply)

no, that's what girls are for, hours of shopping and lunching with wine
then take it all home and the guy sits there with a beer/dinner whilst you model the outfits, ending with the underwear, naturally. and anything he hates can still go back, if he has a good point. then he gets a suckjob for paying attention.

isn't that how everybody shops?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:24, Reply)

It can be done that way, absolutely
Or, occasionally, for a bit of variety, you can actually be in a shop together. Life doesn't have to be so regimented, sweetheart.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:26, Reply)

of course
but it does depend what you are buying. clothes for him, sure. food, of course. furniture, definitely.

saturday morning shopping for jeans and underwear etc? no thanks. let him get on with his sport!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:31, Reply)

good god you sound classy

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:26, Reply)

that's alright, neckless
you stick to being dragged around the shops like a puppy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:28, Reply)

i wasn't dragged around
i was just waiting for the split off that never happened and at the end when we hadn't done aby of the stuff we meant to i was like WTF?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:30, Reply)

let this be a lesson to you for next time
i bet you didn't even get a blowie out of it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:31, Reply)

"accidentally" hit him in your sleep.
repeatedly
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:18, Reply)