Evening b3th
Doing anything this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:06, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

chilling the fuck out.
Weren't you listening?

Also, job hunting, but that's not something I can get enthusiastic about.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:07, Reply)

You need to step up the job hunt.
I am.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:08, Reply)

I'm not desperate yet.
That's when my enthusiasm levels will raise.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:10, Reply)

I did
*smugs*
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:10, Reply)

How was your first day?
I hope the bigger boys didn't steal your lunch money or refuse to tell you where the toilets are.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:13, Reply)

I bet they showed him where the toilets were
head first.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:14, Reply)

haha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:18, Reply)

Really good thanks.
4 hour 1:1 with my boss to start, which gave me a good grasps of what's required. Then met some of my direct reports. Will meet the rest of them, their teams and my external agencies over the next week.

Nice people, good atmosphere and four added to my "would" list.

Didn't even need lunch money - my boss paid for my plaice and chips. Found where I can smoke and a clean shitter for my morning dump.

Overall score 8/10.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:30, Reply)

what would have made it 10/10?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:31, Reply)

I'm guessing more people on the 'would' list.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:32, Reply)

That and the commute home.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:34, Reply)

What are you KPIs and how much of a mess is the project in?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:32, Reply)

2 projects. Not too much mess, more in need of acceleration than anything else.
Capex & revenue budgets in place, resource allocated. 4 months until first pilot. Could be a lot worse.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:34, Reply)

Is the strategic plan already in place, or is that still to be signed off?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:37, Reply)

As the sponsor/ programme director I have to define this based on the business plan objectives.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:45, Reply)

In case you didn't know.
The 'all you can eat free salad' thing has already been done.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:47, Reply)

I was also disappointed to hear another lot already had the piri piri chicken gig sown up.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:49, Reply)

There is that moment when you're about to eat piri piri chicken when you remember you don't like it.
It happens in a Nando second.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:50, Reply)

Step away from the internet and eat your curry.
PLEASE.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:53, Reply)

That's a good point. It hasn't arrived yet.
I'll call them and find out where it is.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:56, Reply)