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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have chocolate chip rice cakes

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:15, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I have sharted

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:19, Reply)
i also have alcomahol

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:20, Reply)
I have asthma

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:23, Reply)
I have an 80s disco on VH1

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:27, Reply)
I had MTV Rocks on earlier.
I don't anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:30, Reply)
What do you have now, then?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:35, Reply)
I'm watching Hustle.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:35, Reply)
Robert Vaughn ftw
He used to be dead hot.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:38, Reply)
Nice

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:21, Reply)
I have unbelievably epic and boozy homemade tiramisu
I win.
(berk, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:25, Reply)
I don't know...
Bobby has asthma.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:26, Reply)
And skids

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:29, Reply)
I've just finished my curry.
And I have beer.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:30, Reply)
Oh berk, do you ever do that thing where you put a big spoonfull in your mouth, then when it's in your mouth, turn the spoon upside down, then slowly pull it out of your mouth with it closed?
'cus if you do, I bet it's _exactly_ how I'm picturing it right now.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:35, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:35, Reply)
Exactly?
Only if she admits to doing it while only wearing her knickers.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:35, Reply)
I am wearing knickers, as it happens.

(berk, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:38, Reply)
One day you'll post 'commando' style.
And North London will drown in a river of Gonz Jizz.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:39, Reply)
I really am starting to worry about us.
We seem to be on the sme wavelength far too often.

I'm starting to think somerset has shaved a few IQ points off me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:41, Reply)
I think you've just become funny these days.
A skill I've had for YEARS. I fact, it's only second to my modesty.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:46, Reply)
That'll be what it is.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:50, Reply)
What does this week hold in store?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:53, Reply)
I have to get that application in
but apart from that, there's nothing wildly exciting.
How did you go with that contract application?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:54, Reply)
I spoke to one of the agencies and they seemed really vague about the role.
Which led me to think that they were just fishing for details, so I didn't take it any further.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:56, Reply)
Ah, fuck 'em.
In other news, the new Star Trek film is on Film 4 +1.

I really *am* a huge JJ Abrams fangirl.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:58, Reply)
What number is Film4 + 1? I can't find it.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:01, Reply)
316 if you have Sky

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:01, Reply)
Ah damn, that's probably why I don't have the +1, I'm on freeview.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Star Trek is bent.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:01, Reply)
So's your face.
/AC
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:02, Reply)
What does /ac mean?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Auto Complete
It's something she's said before in the subject line.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:04, Reply)
autocomplete
ie, I have typed just those words before.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:05, Reply)
You bender
/AC
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:05, Reply)
Takes one to know one.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:06, Reply)
No it doesn't.
I'm not a bender. You are.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:07, Reply)
I'm not a bender, I'm a girl.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:07, Reply)
Bender Woman!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:12, Reply)
In her satin tights
fighting for her rights

or something
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:15, Reply)
Exactly.
In her corrective shoes.
Going up the pier.
She's a QUEEEEEEEEEER!
BENDER WOMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:17, Reply)
Oh, you so want me

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:18, Reply)
Like non alcoholic beer.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:19, Reply)
You hear that noise?
That was Gonz reaching full bongle.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:39, Reply)
You're wearing knickers, I'm wearing pants (which are knickers for boys really), we're wearing gential-area covering clothing.....*sigh*.....SOOO much in common.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:44, Reply)
Are you coming to Bristol in April Gonz?
You'll be able to tell berk all about your pants then.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:53, Reply)
I'm afraid I'm sitting on the fence on this one 'till the day, on account of my health stuff. I know I'd pay more for train and hotel, but I'm afraid that'll how I'd have to roll.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:59, Reply)

en a
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:01, Reply)
face.
That took me ages to work out.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:02, Reply)
I use Ctrl+F in these cases.
IT highlights them.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Well, you're either both thick
or just not as depraved as me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:04, Reply)
I'm better at crazy golf.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:06, Reply)
I think *everybody* is better at crazy golf than me
which is ironic, when you consider how much time I spend down tehre practising.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:09, Reply)
hahaha
Been taken up the pier recently?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:11, Reply)
I should be so lucky

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:13, Reply)
Wayhay!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:19, Reply)
I thought you were correcting the expression from "sitting on the fence" to "sitting a the ...."
Nope, I'm thick, what you saying?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:08, Reply)

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