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isn't it traditional to say something about lunch now?I have just let a chicken and mushroom pasta thing over boil
what's the worth thing you've ever cooked?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:08,
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oohimagine the dripping on that
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:12,
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fucking arse gravy everywhere(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:14,
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Non-maternal answer: Back in the days when my cooking was more...erm...experimental in nature(i.e., before I really knew what I was doing) I managed to bugger up a simple cheese sauce. To this day I'm still not sure how I managed it, but it ended up as a sea of yellow with lumps in it.
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i made grey cheese sauce oncelighty took pity and sent me a proper recipe
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:16,
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Did it contain lumps? Please tell me it contained lumpsMy old flatmate and I, probably just before my own cheese sauce failure, speculated on the existence of a recipe for "boring soup," which would be "grey, with lumps." Obviously the closest I could get was yellow with lumps - I'd love to be able to tell him it's possible.
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I had porridge for breakfast and I just had another bowl for lunch. I'll go to Waitrose and buy some sun-dried tomatoes and maybe couscous for dinner.
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a weird mix of posh and scummy student(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:17,
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I don't think there's anything scummy about porridge. Tastes amazing with the right amount of cinnamon and fake sugar, it's slow burning so keeps you full throughout the day and it's great for keeping in shape.
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it's the eating it for two meals thing(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:23,
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Cinnamon and fake sugar?Fucking hell. That's the worst thing I've ever read on here. You nasty dirty cunt.
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Dr. Shambolic <s>sham</s> spunk, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:25,
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Says the person on the porridge-and-fake-sugar diet.Fake. Fucking. Sugar. You tragedy. You terrible fucking tragedy.
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Dr. Shambolic <s>sham</s> spunk, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:29,
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I'm not a food person and I make no apologies for that. I just eat to survive (and stay skinny).
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Kill yourself now.The rest of your life is just a waste of cereals.
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Dr. Shambolic <s>sham</s> spunk, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:31,
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actually that's not truelots more research these days showing that you are much better to have a tiny bit of the real thing than bigger amounts of the diet substitutes, which are full of fake badness like aspartame, which can cause insulin rushes and then crashes that make you eat more, etc etc.
of course, the problem probably lies in the words "a tiny bit"...
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rachelswipe when you gonna give me some thigh and scrotum?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:50,
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I used real sugar for ages.I still eat the same amount of food every day, and use the same amount of fake sugar as I would the real stuff. I do completely agree with what you say though, it can easily be just as bad/worse if you don't use it right.
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i went out with a personal trainer for a little whileand he was adamant that you should be using the real stuff. for example, he said never mix animal and vegetable - eg fry vegetables in a drop of olive oil, but use organic unsalted butter if you are cooking meat/fish.
he was a walking example of his own healthy eating tips, but god he was dull.
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rachelswipe when you gonna give me some thigh and scrotum?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:55,
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i am trying to remember the name of his dieti think it was along the lines of the metabolic diet, ie some people should eat some things, and others should eat others.
i switched off after a while. he was quite depressing to date, even with a 6pack of iron.
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rachelswipe when you gonna give me some thigh and scrotum?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:57,
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"Shut up and keep doing the squat thrusts!"(
Dr. Shambolic <s>sham</s> spunk, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:59,
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"take your top off when i'm talking... to..... y....."(
rachelswipe when you gonna give me some thigh and scrotum?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:00,
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Speaking as somebody with type 1 diabetes I feel I ought to point out that this is bollocks.Kthx.
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Dr. Shambolic <s>sham</s> spunk, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:54,
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the research is def out therewhether it is bollocks or not is way beyond my feeble non-sciencey brain
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rachelswipe when you gonna give me some thigh and scrotum?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:56,
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His sense of taste is abysmal, a weapon that he puts to good use by rimming out birds for hours on endlol you should see the jackets and shoes that he links to as well lol
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:30,
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I've never licked an arse that tastes like cinnamon.I'm obviously doing it wrong.
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Dr. Shambolic <s>sham</s> spunk, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:31,
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I've licked a few that were covered in "porridge" though.(
Dr. Shambolic <s>sham</s> spunk, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:32,
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i just had blueberry oatmealone time I put carrots in water in a bowl in the microwave and let them cook for about a minute and gave them to my mom
to be fair I was about 7
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:14,
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that works, doesn't itor didn't you chop them up?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:16,
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but nothing takeslonger than a minute in a microwave, right?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:20,
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Donkey.edit: no ... actually ... camel
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Dr. Shambolic <s>sham</s> spunk, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:26,
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I made a thai soupwith far too many birds eyes chillis and then I made the mistake of liquidising before adding noodles.
It hurt a lot and I couldn't actually see my eyes watered so much.
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Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall's Caribbean Vegetarian Squash and Chickpea stew.With added chicken.
I'll be eating it all week too. The receipe is enough for 6 people and there were only 2 of us.
edit: That's lunch, not the worst thing I have ever cooked. I think that honour would have to go to when I was a poor student and all i had left was some tomato ketchup, a tin of corned beef and some raw peanuts. I just mixed them up and cooked them in a wok. It was gross.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:32,
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I once made cottage pie, put it in the oven, and fell asleep for 2 hoursI tried a little of it, it was absolutely fucking abysmal. However, it has to be the pea soup I made over Christmas, I decided to add lentils to bulk it up a bit, it just tasted disgusting.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:35,
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Root veg soup, and a Brunswick ham, tomato and mustard wholemeal pitta on the side.It was dull but not wholly unpleasant.
Like Monsieur Chompet above, I have overdone the spicing of Thai food on several occasions. I love chillies but rendered a green curry I made inedible even to my destroyed tastebuds. Lusty ate a single bite and nearly wept.
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Monty Boyce My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:38,
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Wholemeal pitta sounds like an act of contrition for an unspeakable crime.Were you wearing a hair shirt while you ate it?
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Dr. Shambolic <s>sham</s> spunk, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:40,
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I mixed a tin of stewed beef in gravy with a tin of pasta in creamy sauce in a saucepan and heatedDon't. Just don't.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:41,
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That would qualify as haute cuisine in 80% of the USA.(
Dr. Shambolic <s>sham</s> spunk, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:42,
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Oh my, momma ain't that Texas Cookin' somethingOh my, momma it'll stop yo' belly and backbone bumpin'
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:44,
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In my defence that was a long time agoI'm quite a bit better at the cookery now.
At university there was a curry made by three housemates together, all three of whom assumed responsibility for adding the spices. Even very drunk we couldn't eat more than a couple of mouthfuls.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:46,
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Next time on "two and half students"LiC dates two girls at once, with hilarious consequences
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Bent spastic hooray Henry Delete this please^, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:00,
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I've seen the pilot for that show.They hardly own anything at all when they move in. Just one cup between them.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:18,
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Heroin for some retarded kids(
Bent spastic hooray Henry Delete this please^, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:44,
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I used to eat pasta with ketchup and cheese when i was a student and had noting else left(
Bent spastic hooray Henry Delete this please^, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:46,
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It wasn't that bad...like a really cheap ragu(
Bent spastic hooray Henry Delete this please^, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:48,
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The usual student favourite when I shared houseswas either pasta, sweetcorn, tinned tomatoes and any herb or spice.
Or beans and jacket potato.
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nah, i have never used jarred pasta sauce, really don't see the point(
Bent spastic hooray Henry Delete this please^, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:57,
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Ah.I might have let my man of the people mask slip and revealed the middle class ponce beneath.
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Dr. Shambolic <s>sham</s> spunk, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:57,
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You say tomato I say tomatobut you are correct, slight brain freeze
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Bent spastic hooray Henry Delete this please^, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:56,
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swap the ketchup for brown sauceand you have my speciality meal
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:02,
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I was told a tale of a guy at universitywho lived an entire term on nothing but Smash(tm) instant mashed potato and brown sauce.
I was given to understand he'd completely destroyed his stomach lining and had to be hospitalised for some time.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:08,
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weirdpotatoes are cheaper than smash
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:17,
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But they require effort and mionimal cooking ability to convert into mashthey also create more washing up. You're not thinking studenty enough, of all people I am surprised at you.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:24,
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my cooking is generally pretty goodbecause i only ever do things like stir-fried vegetables or basics like shep pie/lasagne, so it's hard to fuck up.
but as a penniless student i once lived for about 3 days on sliced white bread sprinkled with herbs and salt. how fucking disgusting is that?!
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rachelswipe when you gonna give me some thigh and scrotum?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:52,
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probably nicer than the abortion that you call a "vegetarian" shepherds pie(
Bent spastic hooray Henry Delete this please^, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:55,
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this is where you are wrong, my undressed monkey friendfirstly, i cook it with meat for my dad/brothers etc.
secondly, when i cook it for myself, i tend to use lots of spicy vegetables. it's GOOD!
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rachelswipe when you gonna give me some thigh and scrotum?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:58,
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But, that's not shpherds pie, it's just a bunch of vegetables with mash on topit would be 'arable farmers' pie really
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Bent spastic hooray Henry Delete this please^, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:59,
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beetroot dyed purple mind piss(
Bent spastic hooray Henry Delete this please^, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:01,
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it's fucking fit, is what it isi also like bachelors bean feast shepherds pie, but i have to watch whom i cook that for - it gave my friend cc such dreadful stinking wind that she farted herself sick and had to take the next day off work because she was so scared of doing it in the office. she couldn't escape the reek that followed her around all day though.
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rachelswipe when you gonna give me some thigh and scrotum?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:02,
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I heard your ex liked Bachelors sausage feast pie(
Bent spastic hooray Henry Delete this please^, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:04,
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i don't think i've heard of that oneyou didn't just make it up to tease me, did you? surely not?
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rachelswipe when you gonna give me some thigh and scrotum?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:08,
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*shudders*You can't make a veggie Shepherds Pie. It can't be called Sheperds Pie without lamb, shurely?
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see aboveor "Greg Wallace Pie"
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Bent spastic hooray Henry Delete this please^, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:01,
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Oh god.I may never eat anything ever again.
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Dr. Shambolic <s>sham</s> spunk, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:03,
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when i ate meati had it with beef. that was nice too. much as i loathe meat and always have, i didn't mind mince.
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rachelswipe when you gonna give me some thigh and scrotum?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:01,
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when made with beef it's a "cottage pie"and don't let Darth tell you otherwise
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Bent spastic hooray Henry Delete this please^, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:02,
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oh is that the difference?i thought the difference was that there are carrots in a cottage pie.
this is NOT a euphemism for darth's cock.
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rachelswipe when you gonna give me some thigh and scrotum?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:03,
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Lamb = shepherds pieBeef = cottage pie
vegetables = not pie at all but a sorry excuse for food that shouldn't even be fed to those skinny starving donkeys in the middle East, you know, with the bent backs and long toenails, they would refuse it.
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Bent spastic hooray Henry Delete this please^, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:05,
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you need educating, boy(
rachelswipe when you gonna give me some thigh and scrotum?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:08,
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ActuallyLamb/Mashed Potato = Shepard's Pie (Mash = Fluffy like a sheep)
Beef/Sliced Potato = Cottage Pie (Slices like roof tiles on a cottage).
Sadly i think I learnt that from Coronation Street.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:09,
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You sir are wrong.chickletsinthekitchen.com/?p=359
Don't ever doubt the wisdon of Stephanie Cole...
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:14,
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It's still beef for cottage and lamb for shepherd though. I wouldn't argue that changing the nature of the potato on top makes no difference.
That said, I would say lamb "pie" with sliced potato on is scouse.
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It is, yes.All we are missing now then, is the proper name for the beef/mash combo.
Unless that's hot pot.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:26,
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No, that's cottage pie!hot pot has sliced potato on top
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Bent spastic hooray Henry Delete this please^, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:32,
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It is a fact on the internet and in real life(
Bent spastic hooray Henry Delete this please^, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:36,
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But if I can't trust National Treasure Stephanie Cole, who can I trust?Answer me that, mr destoyer of my entire belief system. ANSWER ME THAT!
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:37,
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Who the fuck is stephanie cole?>(
Bent spastic hooray Henry Delete this please^, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:38,
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I'm not sure.Some actress.
I just googled 'Coronation Street Cast' to find out where I heard the Cottage Pie thing from.
She may have been in Tenko.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:39,
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Why would Coronation Street be the place to look for food based facts?!(
Bent spastic hooray Henry Delete this please^, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:39,
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It wouldn't,I've just let a joke get out of hand.
For the record, I have no strong opinions on the correct type of potato for either a Cottage or Shepard's pie.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:41,
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So which type do you advocate for a fish pie?(
tangledupinblue started making plans to kill my own kind, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:42,
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Well, clearly that has to be very small boiled potatoes to look like fish eggs.This one I feel very strongly about.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:43,
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fuck pizza expressfire and stone is sooooooo much better
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rachelswipe when you gonna give me some thigh and scrotum?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:47,
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oh actually me and LQ went to covent garden the other day and had lovely pie and mash(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:51, Reply)
oh pleasei'm like the chanel of off-topic.
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rachelswipe when you gonna give me some thigh and scrotum?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:56,
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you mean the chantelle(her from off big brother who i think gets her baps out now)
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Popular in the 80's but not particularly trendy anymore?(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:59,
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i can't believe this is still going onit's fucking meat and fucking potato, get over it boys.
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rachelswipe when you gonna give me some thigh and scrotum?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:45,
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Bloody women,they don't even try to understand us, do they Nakers?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:49,
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I can't believe you didn't know that. And you're from the country and everything.
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but i haven't eaten either since i was about 12!surely a good excuse
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rachelswipe when you gonna give me some thigh and scrotum?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:08,
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shepard's pie is rancid whatever you do with itand cheese on top is just *vom*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:01,
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its a bird innitthey only like pasta and fruit and that
fucken cunts the lot of em
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Bent spastic hooray Henry Delete this please^, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:54,
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well seasoned and with earthy undertones(
Bent spastic hooray Henry Delete this please^, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:58,
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It's a fundmental civil right(
Bent spastic hooray Henry Delete this please^, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:33,
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Which of you snakes is Privahini Bradoo?Stealing my ideas and shit www.wesolveforx.com/
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She'll be too lazy to see it throughyou'll be ok
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Bent spastic hooray Henry Delete this please^, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:30,
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part of my arm.(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:26,
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Paella, looked and tasted like vomit(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:27,
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Not when my mum makes it.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:49,
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ooh, I can't eat Paella since an unfotunate incident in Taragona.Well, I probably could, but I choose not to now because of the memories.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:28,
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Were you bum raped by a donkey while being forced to eat Paella?(
Bent spastic hooray Henry Delete this please^, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:31,
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Will you please stop reading my fucking diary.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:35,
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i hate people who keep diries of their fuckingit makes them seems really nobbish
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Especially when only two pages are filled in for every year. Save the trees!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:59,
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swollen tongue?(
rachelswipe when you gonna give me some thigh and scrotum?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:48,
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You're supposed to smoke them.Kids today etc don't know they're born etc
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Kroney Skankin' it out, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:49,
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Are your roots showing yet?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:58,
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No he's a Londoner!/rebelmclolz
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Monty Boyce My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:10,
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mainly through his entire lack of class(
Bent spastic hooray Henry Delete this please^, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:02,
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Go on thenSomeone start a new thread.
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tangledupinblue started making plans to kill my own kind, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:20,
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