Haha, here, get this for a medical invention. You know how you can get colonoscopies where they can take biopsises.
Well, how's this for an idea, an attachment for a colonoscopy where you go up the bioposy tunnel thing, and when it gets to the end, there is an electronic magnet that they can switch on'n'off. That way, they could use it to remove metal objects from one's rectum and you won't have to buy a whole box set of Blood Angel Space Marines again.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:18, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahahahahaaha!
WAHT
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:19, Reply)

Sometimes I read something, have a conversation in my head which never happens out loud, and then I reply to that instead... it went like this...
/ac

You: I R IN LOTS OV PAIN
Me: Did she try inserting something up your bum and lose it?
Me: I wonder what happens if you lose something up there..
Me: Oh... they could do....
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:24, Reply)

man. that's epic even for you, mate.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:22, Reply)

Oh man, just to make it worst, I just copy'n'pasted it to my doctor friend who I quite like.
followed by "On a completely unrelated note: Did you have a good Valantine's day?* we still on for sunday?"

=/

I edited out the whole Blood Angel Space Marine bit, so I guess that's a little saving grace.

* I haven't established her relationship status yet.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:27, Reply)

They are made of lead though
Sorry to piss on your cornflakes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Still magnettic aren't they?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Not unless they also contain iron

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:30, Reply)

They're diamagnetic.
So ... no.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:32, Reply)

i think you just lost this arguemtn by being A) Pedantic and B) a collector of warhammer

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Amazingly, I could actually remember this from being 12

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:30, Reply)

yeah and i bet your still a virgin

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Of course I am
My children were conceived using turkey basters and a German electrician
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:33, Reply)

i bet he was more of a man than you'll ever be

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:33, Reply)

i'm sorry sportscow i don't know why i'm being like this with you i really don't
i'm sorry, make it up toy uo soon xxx
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:34, Reply)

WARHAMMER IS NOT A TOY

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:34, Reply)

where did that come from????????????

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:35, Reply)

You said toy
I was simply being a bit thilly
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:36, Reply)

waht does thilly mean?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Well I was born a woman

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:34, Reply)

i wanna hug, lets hug

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Lets get some hug on

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:36, Reply)

nummynummynummynum

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:38, Reply)

and also C) RIGHT, ON THE INTERNET
never a good move.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 9:31, Reply)