You're dead to me now, Gonz.
DEAD.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:18, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

See, shit at lying, I know you totally digg me =)
What's up with that though, why don't you like her?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:21, Reply)

I have no idea who she is

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:26, Reply)

Ahh, coolio, well, take my word for it, she's very cute.
How you doing b3th? I made a lovely garlic butter for my pizza express home-cooked doughballs, way better than their butter. Got a dark kitkat for afters.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:33, Reply)

I'm very well thank you Sir.
We had Malaysian beef rendang for dinner, followed by toffee cornetto.
I think we win.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:38, Reply)

toffee cornetoes exist?!!
Why was I not informed?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:01, Reply)

They're Morrisons own brand
Two boxes of SIX for £2.

I kid you not.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:05, Reply)

I *was* considering eating better
and looking after myself more. But I have a big freezer compartment nowadays and a morrisons not too far away! Let the housewhaling commence!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:11, Reply)

If you ever leave the house, you'll inevitably see your ex husband
He'll be thinking "Christ what was I thinking of"
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:15, Reply)

"I never should have cheated on that hunk of womanhood"?
"What the fuck am I doing in Wales?"?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:17, Reply)

If you paid any attention to her posts you'd note that she frequently sees her ex husband at larp
get with the sisterhood
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:19, Reply)

I really have to up my stalking game.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:20, Reply)

well if he paid attention
to my boring missives, he'd know I only went twice last year
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:21, Reply)

That's like loads of times when you don't want to be bumping into your ex husband both dressed like twats with his new biatch in tow

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:23, Reply)

soz 'cheating' biatch in tow

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:24, Reply)

i should complain about him
to the elders of herofest
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:25, Reply)

I need details, I'm always on to them, I'm one of the trusted inner circle of dwarvin orc elves

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:33, Reply)

"If you paid any attention to her posts"

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:21, Reply)

I can barely remember where I live
let alone what I read on the internet once.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:28, Reply)

fear not, below average intelligence, and limited insight into what they themselves are writing let alone others is a common trait of this messageboard

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:30, Reply)

I think that's true
but trying to understand it is hurting my feeble brain.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:34, Reply)

best stay in then
with all these friendly ice creams
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:17, Reply)

Although gaz me up with some photos of when you met, your wedding day and how fat you both are now so that I can pass some more considered judgement

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:17, Reply)

yes, of course i will, right away

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:19, Reply)

I'm only trying to help here, NO WONDER YOU@RE DIVORCED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Yo Rorybbz
www.morewax.com/

24/7 streaming Mo' Wax radio station.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:25, Reply)

Finally a descent link that I can get behind

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:28, Reply)

I never liked Money Mark.
DON'T HATE ME.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:29, Reply)

I never disliked what he did

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:31, Reply)

I dig his work in the Beastie Boys, but that Hand in my Head and Maybe I'm Dead were shit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:33, Reply)

I like Money Mark
Night all
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:33, Reply)

so very hurtful
but I know you are angry and just lashing out, I will forgive you this once
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:26, Reply)