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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fuck that cunt, I'm all cuntted* off.
I just went to a cancelled appointement at the hospital, it cost me £15 to get there (or I could have left over an hour earlier and skipped out even more work). When I got there I got greeted with "Oh paul ! Didn't you get my message? I left one at 9. I made a note to call you at lunch to make sure you got it, to make sure, but tee hee, I forgot...." EXACT WORDS TEE-FUCING-HEE. ".... I'm sorry, Dr Whatsitface isn't in today, I'm ever so sorry, we'll call you to arrange another appointment".

So then I could eaither spend another £15 to make it back to my desk just in time to go home, OR, or, I could take the bus to the tube to the overground to home, OR, or, I could spend £25 and get a cab home. So that's what I've done.

£40 is a lot of money when you're right near the end of pay-day week, when you've just got to go ahead and do the same thing the next week.

I'm going to reward myself with an extra tablet (as I'm still down on what I'm supposed to take today), watch me hollyoaks, got some lasagnia in the oven and some pizza express dough balls with my own home made garlic butter dip.

* Does cunted have one t or two ts?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 18:31, Reply)
how was the pheasant?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 18:38, Reply)
I'm gonna put it in the freezer, I don't have time to make it proper before saturday at the earliest.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 18:44, Reply)
ive had sushi
I feel ill
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 18:59, Reply)
I <3 sushi, what bits of sushi did you have? You need to go sushiologists with a sushi afficinardo.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:12, Reply)
i had a spicy cowboy, whatever that is
Everytime I have sushi I feel ill after, no matter what,i have, cant have more than two or three pieces
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:18, Reply)
I ain't had that before, whats in it?
Maybe next time go for a non-sushi japanese meal, like a urdon soup or katsu curry?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:31, Reply)
shrimp, avacado, I dont know
I usually get hibachi
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:37, Reply)
Cool, souldda been arlight, may be it just simply doesn't suite you, most people have a food that makes them a bit wobbly-bob.
What's a hibachi?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:50, Reply)
this must be mine
Hibachi is the fancy grill they do all the tricks on
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:51, Reply)
0o0o0o0o0o0o OH
Is this that Tepinyaki thing I've seen on the telly, where they make a flaming volcano? I'd love to try that.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:56, Reply)
One t bro, have a sit down and a fag.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:02, Reply)
It's alright, I'm nice and chilled again now.
You know those little pizza express doughballs you can get? Well, I do them, but I do a WAY WAY WAY nicer butter. I mix up Very Lazy Roasted Garlic with butter and it's soo good.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:13, Reply)
Good work, my mum has made me a care package so tonight, lasagne.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:46, Reply)
Lovely, I like a bit of that.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:51, Reply)
You'd love a bit of Bobby's mum?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:58, Reply)
Who wouldn't! Phwoar!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:06, Reply)
imagine if YOU'D not turned up. Dickheads.
Pamper yourself tonight lad.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:05, Reply)
Exactly, it's happened loads of times, me not making an appointment, but I always let 'em know.
Deffo well do, I'm gonna put my phones on ebay that I'm selling, gonna do a bit of cleaning up, got my dinner that I'm noshing on at the moment, just gonna chill. Got that Master Chef show on later, I like that one, the japanese girl is well cute.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:17, Reply)
booo
good evening to you
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:07, Reply)
Evenin' Cavey, what's the skivvy on your yard at the mo? When you gonna let us crotch?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:18, Reply)
uh?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:31, Reply)
How's the new house going, is there any news on your improvements? When will you be ready for guests?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:35, Reply)
it's looking pretty sweet
At least some of it is.

I've got the larper's housewarming this very weekend. I shall provide buckets where people vomit up their spleens trying to be polite about the decor. Actually, larpers are never that polite
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:37, Reply)
are larpers housetrained?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:38, Reply)
some of them
but mostly trained to be in other larpers' houses
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:41, Reply)
Sweet, you should photo it up again for us =) I'd love to see it.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:53, Reply)
I posted pictures of the orangeness the other day
I might do some photos now I've got the nice sofa in (just got to get the crappy sofa upstairs now)
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:59, Reply)
Link me up gurl, they on your FB?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:00, Reply)
yup

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:01, Reply)
Wowzers, that's a strong colouring system you've got going on.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:26, Reply)
hehe
nice one.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:29, Reply)
Hello there!
People are shit, Gonz. They're incompetent and useless and shit.
Next time, ring her every hour on the hour, 'just to make sure my appointment is still on today. You sure? Nothing's changed since an hour ago? OK, well, I'll probably call again in another hour. Just to make sure. kthxbai.'
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:37, Reply)
I'm gonz
O
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:46, Reply)
So is Scarpe.
It's all very confusing.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:50, Reply)
If only there were 7 billion muppets

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:59, Reply)
Haha, I have so many docs appointments, an abosulte minimum of one a week, that it would do my swede in to do that.
How are you doing? Still depressingly (for me) taken? Just thought I'd sak.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:55, Reply)
For the moment.
I'll let you know if anything changes.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:55, Reply)
Ace, I'd hate to miss out on that.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:00, Reply)
I JUST MADE NICE FOOD!
WOO!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:02, Reply)
Whatcha make?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:26, Reply)
I put some potatoes and cougette and red pepper and parsnip and garlic and onion
in a pan with a bit of olive oil and herbs. Then I put it in the oven

This was a victorious victory
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:30, Reply)
Needs MOAR meat

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:35, Reply)
Well done cavey.
I feel like a proud father. If I sent you a care package of dvds whould you watch them?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:23, Reply)
aww bless
perhaps I would - more likely to get round to it in college holidays than anything, mind...I often put off watching films/TV
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:31, Reply)
oh, I forgot about the bit where I
say 'thanks that's really nice thought' I am very rude sometimes
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:34, Reply)
S'OK
I just happen to be maybe chucking some DVDs, so I thought I might donate thjem to 'charity' as it were.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:04, Reply)
oooh
then I may be interested, cheers...am I likely to enjoy them?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:12, Reply)
That depends on whether you're into dwarf porn or not.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:18, Reply)
I am a little
huh huh short on that
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:23, Reply)
I won't send you any thing that's not at least worth a watch.
although it might take 2 years, or never happen, this being me.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:24, Reply)
thank you :)

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:28, Reply)
SAUSAGES!!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:16, Reply)
I'm watching fat people on channel five
They make me sick
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:19, Reply)
£3000 chair paid for by the council...
*shakes head*
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:21, Reply)
*Switches on* I like a bit of rightous indignation.
I'm looking forard to "Proud and Predijuc"about the EDL
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:29, Reply)
Looks like the morning after a bash

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:34, Reply)
I had another shit day
just another in a steamingly shit week. But I had pancakes tonight, as I was too knackered to make them last night: emmental and pastrami with garlicky tomato sauce, then a banoffee one and then a pear and praline one. Yum!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:30, Reply)
sounds nice
why's it all so shit? make it not shit
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:31, Reply)
Oh, I've just got stuff going on
and work is being a big steaming pile. You know how it goes.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:50, Reply)
then the perfect antidote is lovely lovely pancakes

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:51, Reply)
You know what you need?
You need to go have some AMAZING sex.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:31, Reply)
Pfft
I've got ice cream and Labyrinth on dvd, that'll have to do.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:35, Reply)
BREAKING NEWS
RIP Frank Carson.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:34, Reply)
4EVA IN R HARTZ

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:38, Reply)
It's the way he slays 'em.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:38, Reply)
Evenin' all
Quiet tonight, ain't it?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:40, Reply)
shhh shhh
BA BA BA BAAAA!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:41, Reply)
*blows fuse*
*devil cuts loose*
etc.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:46, Reply)
I see why Jeff has not bin in tonight
www.bristol247.com/2012/02/22/drugged-up-bristol-burglar-found-wearing-just-his-pants-29483/
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:47, Reply)
haha
He later said he believed he had been invited into the house by a Chinese boy… who later turned out to be a bunch of flowers.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:50, Reply)
We've all made that mistake.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 21:52, Reply)
Cunt.
*hang on, does this count as my phone call????*
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:05, Reply)
Hahaha
Go on, try and make out you've been at the gym or something.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:07, Reply)
Pub, Curry and now home.
Home with some semi exciting news.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:33, Reply)
You have a semi and some exciting news?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:43, Reply)

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