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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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This place is almost as slow as the lovechild of Monty and Stunned would be.
Out of those who have flounced or generally fucked off who do we want to bring back?

Who do we want here that's never been here?

Who do you want to fuck off? (other than me).
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:42, Reply)
You!
Not really, I'm just logging in from a week long training course
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Bert
Bert's sister
No one. I love you all equally.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:48, Reply)
Yeah, we need a bit of Bert

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:48, Reply)
it is bad at the moment, it's a shame
i think amberl and lampito and crow should post more. labs should come back. so should kitty and vipros. chickenlady. another bert/roger/edmund meltdown would be no bad thing, for the LOLS.

do they have to be a b3tan?

the only one i would like to fuck off is the obvious one, but sadly i don't see that ever happening.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:49, Reply)
There needs to be more people on here

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:49, Reply)
You can keep Kitty. Vapid bint.
No they don't have to be a B3tan.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:50, Reply)
Harsh

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:50, Reply)
I have not missed posts about cupcakes, sandwiches or corsets in the slightest.
I met her at a bash and she was even worse IRL.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:51, Reply)
Fair enough

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:52, Reply)
i thought she was funny
and i bought one of her corsets for a friend's birthday; she was really thrilled with it.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:52, Reply)
I laughed more when I was a teenager squashing my acne than I ever did at something she said.

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:54, Reply)
It was called 'having a wank' where I come from.

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:58, Reply)
how big were your zits!?

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:01, Reply)
Normal size. He's just got a tiny penis.
EDIT: Chompy told me he knew this as they bumped in to each other at the annual general meeting of the Incredibly Small Penis Society
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:03, Reply)
and a mirror like a plasterer's radio

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:03, Reply)
mmm
one to avoid. for men and women alike.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:21, Reply)
she's not mine to keep, i don't do girls

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:52, Reply)
is it psycvhochom,p? i'm not sure if he's the obvious one or me?

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:52, Reply)
see, this proves that i am equally childish and nasty to everyone
but only the truly arrogant and pointless would take it as being all about them!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:54, Reply)
this reads like a shit post from a facebook mong
no offence
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:54, Reply)
really? what kind of friends do you have on facebook?
your fellow mongs, i guess.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:58, Reply)

"but only the truly arrogant and pointless would take it as being all about them!" is defo crazy cat lady stuff

i'm trying to help you here
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:03, Reply)
no it isn't
it's words on the internet. it's pointlessness personified.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:05, Reply)
tahts what i mean, shush it and calm yerself

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:08, Reply)
is it words of more than one sy-ll-a-b-le you don't like?

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:25, Reply)
you are sillyable

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:19, Reply)
How dare you!
Our children will be beautiful, healthy, bright and strong, thank you very fucking much.

They will also be TALL.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:49, Reply)
...and hairy

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:50, Reply)
With a haircut comprised of a MASSIVE COWLICK at the front and dyed curls at the back.

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:50, Reply)
Hahahaha
Somewhere in South London there must be a friesian with a fucking dry mouth.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:51, Reply)

WLI
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:51, Reply)
they'll be a medical fucking miracle, is what they'll be
you'd be loaded.

which of you has to give birth though? i hear it's like having an orange yanked out of your nostril.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:51, Reply)
Stunned has the belly for it.

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:52, Reply)
And you the fanny

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:52, Reply)
Got to be Monty. He's got the look of a "taker".

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:52, Reply)
How can you tell when you are standing behind him?

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:53, Reply)
reacharound innit

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:54, Reply)
He looks us square in the knees and makes his decision.

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:56, Reply)
It sucks the hose or it gets the "lotion" on its face?

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:57, Reply)

or until
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:06, Reply)
Better

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:08, Reply)
I'm nothing if not filthy

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:09, Reply)
.....and that's why we love ya!

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:13, Reply)
\o/

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:16, Reply)
Ha ha

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:02, Reply)
talk is worse, so ive heard
Im not here enough to know when people attempt to fuck off
i dont miss anyone or want anyone to fuck off
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:51, Reply)
oh soz i been away a bit, didn't meant o let standards slip
want me to perk things up a bit yeah?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:52, Reply)
Come on then, spanner.

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:02, Reply)
did i tell you about sasha's replacement?

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Palmela Handerson?

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:04, Reply)
no jacqui
she looks like the leathery old woman from Benidorm, and is even considering getting a mobility scooter, and has lived in spain for the last decade

she has fake breasts too, which feel really weird when i hug her, like i'm gonna bounce off
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:07, Reply)
Fistina Palmer

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:20, Reply)
no like i said her name is jacqui and she is quite old
not as good at her job as sasha was either, i certainly won't be dry humping her at any point soon
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:22, Reply)
None have exactly flounced
but it'd be good to see more of DG, Tourettes, Noel, BGB, Amberl and probably some others.

I want Stephen Fry to be on here, and John Prescott.

I don't want anyone to fuck off.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:01, Reply)
Prescott would be fucking brilliant!

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:02, Reply)
I'm following him on Twitter
He is ace.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:19, Reply)
Fry would be excellent on here
except that he is notoriously thin-skinned, and would probably flounce a lot.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:03, Reply)
True

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:04, Reply)
very eruditely, though.

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:06, Reply)
I miss beegeebee, where is she? Also noel should post more often.
Gary Busey would be an excellent addition
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Busey!
*finger on nose*
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:04, Reply)
she died in the bath in a shameless parody of whitney houston's untimely death
*except less blacker
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:05, Reply)
Racist
I would also like to add Charlie sheen, the meltdown potential would be epic!!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:06, Reply)
how can less blacker be racist?

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:07, Reply)
It's a race hate crime against white honkeys

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:13, Reply)
i don't understand what your ass has got to do with it?

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:15, Reply)
It really has got slow lately, hasn't it.
Maybe people have grown up and gone off to be adults in the real world.

*shrugs*
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:05, Reply)
NEVER!

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:06, Reply)
Needs MOAR breasts and kittens and lunch

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:07, Reply)
I had kitten breast sandwiches for lunch, if that helps.

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:08, Reply)
Sexy, tasty kittens, the pet that just keeps on giving

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:10, Reply)
Or taking

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:11, Reply)
Cat nonce

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:12, Reply)
This thread is better already all it need was a bit of nakers to get youn all going

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:13, Reply)
He certainly gets me going

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Ape is Ray Davies?
Kinky
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:18, Reply)
The clues were all there
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEep67akIn4
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:19, Reply)
Oh well played

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:24, Reply)
You can add that to list of shit and cheesy music I have on my iPod...
*cringes*
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:32, Reply)
Darth, BGB, DG, Tourettes, Lampito, Crow, Noel
All good posters who need to post more!!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:06, Reply)
Too busy jobhunting.
Well, I am at least. Although today I am building a new bed. I have also been shopping for nommy food for the weekend coming.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:17, Reply)
That makes two of us
Well, rather, I would be too busy looking for more work if I didn't have three weeks to correct a fucking thesis and potentially have to shout at a senior lecturer who I'm increasingly convinced has made a fairly major cock-up this week relating to the course I'm teaching.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:26, Reply)
So let's get this straight...
You're all lurking, but not posting?
One mention of your names and up you all pop.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:28, Reply)
I just happened to log in during a carpet-vacuum interface moment.
I.e. the missus was hoovering under the old bed currently being dismantled, so I had a spare 5 minutes.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Likewise, I had five minutes to kill before a student turned up
Hence my reply being an hour late.

(Also note that only two of the seven names mentioned actually reappeared.)
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:38, Reply)
Oh, yes, Darth, how could I forget my beloved.

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:26, Reply)
Kriss Akabusi should post on here

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:09, Reply)
You, of all people, are encouraging another 'one of them' to post here?
Hell has frozen over ladiezangenlemun
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:11, Reply)
*pats Battered on the fanny*
*whispers awooga*
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:14, Reply)
oh I been zunged

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:14, Reply)
*pats*
AWOOGA
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Offtopic is a pretty white middle class place
Perhaps we'd benefit from a few ethnic minorities to make it a bit more cosmopolitan?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Plus, my shoes could do with a good clean.

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:15, Reply)

shoes face clean punch
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:16, Reply)
If only you had a ladder, eh?

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:20, Reply)
No need. I always delegate manual work.

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:21, Reply)
FreeFair was/is a quarter Indian

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:17, Reply)
And a working class Tory to boot

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:18, Reply)
navahoe indian or indian indian?

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:20, Reply)
He was a Native American
Living in Wolverhampton.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:21, Reply)
oooh cool, i suddenly like him now

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:22, Reply)
He looked like Chief from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Only taller.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:23, Reply)
wow thats well wicked, i wonder if he could give us all animal names and spirit guides and that?
i'd love a spirit guide, imagine some burly ghost going 'nah mate, don't be having that last shot of aftershock' when your out on the town?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:25, Reply)
Battered's like that. Miserable prick.

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:26, Reply)

last first

you frightful chav
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:27, Reply)
what you appear to have struckthrough the wrong word
also i don't actually drink aftershock
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:32, Reply)
Indian Indian

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:28, Reply)
Is he efficient?

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:29, Reply)
No, but his mother is probably half efficient

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:31, Reply)
aygo aygo i day
he gets the ball and he scoreds a goal, ackimay keeli may
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:33, Reply)
I don't know who he is but I like Iko Iko

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:33, Reply)
you're mocking me :(

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:59, Reply)
I want to make him cry.

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:15, Reply)
Just show him a picture of swipe. That'll do it. No need to get him on /OT

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:16, Reply)
not his third eye, you muppet

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:25, Reply)
if he was crying from his third eye that would be piss wouldn't it?
cum is willy sick isn't it?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:26, Reply)
you make men cry from their bumholes? That's gross

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:26, Reply)
It only requires the one undercooked mussel...

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:27, Reply)
CRISP UPDATE: 6 packs and still going strong!!!
It's like Man v Food!!!!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:19, Reply)
I have a strange fascination with that programme.

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:20, Reply)
It is the very definition of grotesque but I must confess: so have I.

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:22, Reply)
He's hilarious.
You wouldn't want to use the toilet after him though.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:23, Reply)
Particularly after the episode where he ate 180 oysters.

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:27, Reply)
*shudders*
Two huge pizza pies. Bready, cheesy goodness.

What can I have for dinner which is real tasty and easy?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:28, Reply)
man fat

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:29, Reply)
It IS fingerlicking good.

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:30, Reply)
A takeaway.

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:29, Reply)
Had a curry the other night.
Pasta Alfredo or that stuff that Quinten's mum makes.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Cock au van.

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Shut it you. Where's my fucking Red Stripe?

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Fack orf.

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:09, Reply)
No matter how much food you eat Battered you'll only grow outwards

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:24, Reply)
Also known as "Bobby's breakfast"

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:28, Reply)

So you want a punch in the face too eh!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:34, Reply)
Haha

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:34, Reply)
dude, if you haven;t seen it watch Warrior. Phenomenal. I think it might be the best film I've ever seen.
And no I don't mean the Warriors (which is also grand)
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:37, Reply)
Is that the one with Tom Hardy?

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:38, Reply)
yep that's the one.

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:40, Reply)
Have heard it's very good from a few people, shall give it a watch!

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:40, Reply)
Bring back Bert, at least for an hour or too.
I always thought Labs was funny too.

I would like someone like Miles Jupp to start posting.

I think Bobby should fuck off, fat prick.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:25, Reply)
I thought you were Bobby?

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:25, Reply)
THATTS THE JOWK

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:26, Reply)
UALWAYZUNDASTUDME

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Chickenlady, BGB, PJM, Spikeypickle, The Luggage, Lampito, Enzyme
Alt: I agree with the calls for Stephen Fry.

Alt: I don't want people to fuck off. I won't blame individuals, as we all do it, but the reason it's gone downhill is due to us knowing each other well enough for insults to actually approach being personal, rather than simply being words on a screen.

Except for Quinten, who just spouts nonsense at the screen. Whilst it's often annoying, it's also often very funny. However, the constant arguments involving him are tedious as fuck. We have Roota defending his every move, and Swipey arguing with him at every turn. Often, it just ends up seeming like this.

Whilst I personally hate the term, some people seriously need to stop taking the internet so seriously. However, at the same time, so do the insults that would clearly get you a smack in the face if you said it to their face.

Just my thoughts, is all.

*awaits cries of 'Emo!', 'Gay!', etc*
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:26, Reply)
fag

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:29, Reply)
Only the chicks in that photo are hotter and QO has no neck.

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:29, Reply)
I HAV A NECK, I WAS STOOPING

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:30, Reply)
i stopp quite a lot but never really noticed before
i'm fairly tall and didn't know i was doing it to bring myself down to normal size, but then old meanie pants pointed it out and since i've seen a couple of photos of me and gone, 'aw man i keep stooping' so now i keep correcting my posture when i remember to, but for the most part i am just a lumbering stoopy head

:'(
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:34, Reply)
I do this.
I'm not that tall (only 6') but in the past atleast I always stooped, I think I was trying not to be noticed.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:42, Reply)
this post makes me proud

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Wind your neck in, son.
Oh. Soz. No offence, like.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:20, Reply)
oh no now i'm really being bullied and this is not fair

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:22, Reply)
wow i look good in that photo
but taking the internet too seriously is usually depicted by people writing big long pots with links in and lots of linebreaks

natch
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:29, Reply)
What is the rigatoni called that your mum makes?

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:35, Reply)
salsiccia

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:49, Reply)
Thx

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:53, Reply)
I agree whole heartedly
SOrry about that.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:30, Reply)
i haven't been in an argument about him for ages, and now look what you've done you fat poof

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:39, Reply)
Right screw the lot of you - I'm flouncing
Off to the pub
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Enjoy.

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:32, Reply)
Git

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:34, Reply)
Get us a pint

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:34, Reply)
If anyone cares and isn't on my Facebook:
I have an "End of Consultation Meeting" tomorrow morning at 10:30 so expect a post about 11:00 about how I either do, or do not have a job. I guess it's a deadline at least and an end to the worrying.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:32, Reply)
Good luck fella

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Cheers matey.

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Hope it goes well bruva

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Thanks Bobby-Dick
I appreciate it.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Best of British.

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Thank you stunned
I'm pondering a Hawaiian shirt, just for the hell of it.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:38, Reply)
It would send a cheerful message.

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:41, Reply)
well, yeah, somewhere between cheering and "fuck you all " but it might seem triumphalist if I keep the job and others don't

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:44, Reply)
Are you talking about his moustache?

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:38, Reply)
Nope, the tasche is an 'English', innit?

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:45, Reply)
Good luck mate
remember if you do get canned it's for the good of the motherland
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:38, Reply)
Yes, thank you.
I shall tell that to my child as he cries himself to sleep in the hole in the ground he will be reduced to living in. he will feel much better I am sure.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:39, Reply)
i hope the right thing happens

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:38, Reply)
Depends who for, innit?
but thanks anyway.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:40, Reply)
for you, you mong

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:40, Reply)
Cheers Roots.
I'm feeling like a total bender about this one, but I like this job and these people and best case scenario is some friends of mine will be gone tomorrow.

/Emo.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:45, Reply)
Best of luck, you hideous chutney.

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:23, Reply)
i hope they fire you and you end up homeless

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:12, Reply)
I would expect nothing less from you Quints.
I still love you with all my heart.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:15, Reply)
ditto x
(and i hope its all ok tomorrow, the company will find 4 billion down the sofa and keep everyone on)
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:18, Reply)
I think on 4 billion we could all retire
I don't think we have more than a couple of million turnover, although that might be per quarter, not per years, I dunno I just break/fix stuff.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:22, Reply)
are you Fred Durst?

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:24, Reply)
*dons red baseball cap*
*rolls*
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:27, Reply)
my friends husband looks like a character from guess who

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:31, Reply)
Does he sing 'American Woman' as well?

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:33, Reply)
ooh, good luck
remember to have a plan whatever happens:

good: kiss manager (with tongues)
bad: draw out sword of your choice, chop off their heads and then piss in their severed spinal cord
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:27, Reply)
Yeah.
So far the plan is:

Bad = pub
Good = pub
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:34, Reply)
n eeds moar death and/or sex

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:36, Reply)
I do own a few swords.....
But I'm not tonguing anyone in this meeting
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:37, Reply)
What they all said (probably, I haven't read everything)
Hi!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:26, Reply)
oh hi CQ's other account, how are you doing?

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:27, Reply)
hoping I don't lose my job
and waxing my moustache
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:27, Reply)
alright cap'n

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:33, Reply)
evenin K
how's things?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:36, Reply)
been down lately
You? hows the new house?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:39, Reply)
oh man, that blows
didn't you have a good birthday?

My house is nice, I have a housewarming Saturday. Today I intend to use the washing machine for the first time. Trepidacious.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:42, Reply)
yeah, it was okay but ive been partying too much, I need to settle down
Whoop! That is MEGA exciting! I hate doing laundry.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:45, Reply)
then don't be down, just relax a bit
I just put the washing machine on, so far no worrying noises. I have n idea if it's the right setting and I have no idea how much clothes weigh to know if it's over or under filled.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:55, Reply)
id be more worried about the levelling

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:59, Reply)
the what?

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:01, Reply)
is it front or top loading?

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:05, Reply)
front

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:09, Reply)
Nevermind then

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:15, Reply)
OK
doesn't seem to have exploded still.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:19, Reply)
Hey Caves.
I'm off inna mo
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:34, Reply)
hello
good bye
good luck
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:36, Reply)
Cheers.

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:37, Reply)
What's for supper, bumwads?
I'm having bangers and sweet potato mash, with that mental-looking cauliflower that looks like a fractal. I have never had one of those before. I imagine they taste like a normal cauli.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:31, Reply)
fAJITAS or toad in the hole.
Haven't decided yet. Broccoli is nicer than cauliflower.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:33, Reply)
I like the two combined, with a cheese and crispy bacon sauce.
I found out recently that cauliflowers are in season in the summer. Well I never, I thought, I'd have sworn it was an autumn/winter food.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:36, Reply)
That is equally interesting and tedious. Thanks.
Cheese and bacon are off the menu. It's my treat meal night hencethe carbs!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:43, Reply)
you should try roasting cauliflower
it transforms it into one of the best vegetables around
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:25, Reply)
I will probably have potato soup

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:36, Reply)
sadness and dreaming

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:37, Reply)
i snack on this daily

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:47, Reply)
delicious

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:55, Reply)
One of the problems
With this place is that it hardly encourages new users to get involved. So the moment someone fucks off no one else moves in.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:53, Reply)
We could do a competition? Or head hunt the best posters on QOTW.
Hard and fast recruitment drive. Take a load on at once then slowly torture and destroy the weak.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:55, Reply)
how about some /boarders?
or some nice people off /talk or /links

we need to advertise
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:56, Reply)
there are no nice people on talk

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:00, Reply)
what's our USP?

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:03, Reply)
we not cunts or paedos
and you don't have to be good at photoshop
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:09, Reply)
I'VE BEEN TOLD I AM BOTH OF THOSE THINGS.
ONTHISPAGE! No wonder no cunt wants to stay.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:14, Reply)
i have never criticised your photoshop skills

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:15, Reply)

that's it!I quit.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:16, Reply)
We're 600% sexier
than other websites.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:09, Reply)
Home to Jeff
He rocks.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:16, Reply)
Who ever said such a thing????

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:19, Reply)
this
they have to jump the hoops of in jokes, acusations of bertery and being a sock puppet. Also, of us being dicks
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:56, Reply)
But we're so kind and welcoming to newcomers!

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:58, Reply)
lies on the internet
I am so disappointed
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:15, Reply)
Fuck off Bert

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:19, Reply)

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