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Yeah that's right, bass for your face.It's Friday, I've been paid, it's all gone already. Woo woo.
My passport is awaiting delivery though so it looks like my little jaunt to Iceland is still on. Prawn ring/mum's gone etc etc.
What are you up to today/tonight/this weekend?
Alt: I find it massively bent when Frenchies say 'le weekend' and 'les bluejeans'. But I find Raymond Blanc massively endearing. I'm full of contradictions, me. Are you?
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:27,
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WHERE IS THE QUESTION?(
Battered How you doing Randy, what's happening?, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:28,
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Are you a MASSIVE HOMOSEXUAL?Actually, we know the answer to that already.
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Battered How you doing Randy, what's happening?, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:31,
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I am going to see if I can SMASH my crisps record today.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:32,
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Good goodCouldn't send your DVD yesterday, dispatch woman was kicking off over nothing. Will send today.
Morning Monty, I just had a sausage, bacon, egg and cheese sandwich, as it's payday. I'm so full I feel like I could sleep.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:28,
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I went to sleep some time around three o'clock.I also could sleep in a trice.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:30,
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I have no idea when I went to bed, was shitfaced last night(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:36,
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It's like that Neil Buchanan nonsense all over again.He's a kind of Craig Colclough/Walter Mitty character, is our AA.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:44,
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i fed some eagles, a monkey stole some of my tobacco i swam in a freshwater lagoon, then the sea. ate bbq'd sea bass with ginger now im having a bath before going to the beach for sunset in a couple of hours. I'll either nap or go to the bar by the pool for a tiger in a bit.
its 32 in the shade here, lery hoht wever yes?!
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^ SEX TOURIST CHECKING IN, EVERYONEHow's your Glitter holiday going? It sounds shit. I much prefer North Finchley to any of that rubbish.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:34,
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beer is about £1 for a can or £4 for a jugand everywhere sells satay. My hotel room is bigger than my flat...
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Good stuff.I am sick with jealousy.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:49,
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This is all noncing code, if only Labs was here he'd be able to decipher it for us(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:52,
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satay = 12-year-old girl bought from her parents on the beach(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:53,
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jug = disabled boy with 'special talents'(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:54,
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You've managed to break the nonces enigma code!(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:58,
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its about half the price of a travelodge.more Germans. And a pool that's it.
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NiceIceland sounds like a cracking to place to get sizzled on MD's. Pricey for booze though. When you off?
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It's either the 12th or 13th.Apparently since their economy collapsed it's half the price it used to be, the shit-banking ash-cloud cunts.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:36,
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Fuck the financial flidsI saw some 3 day breaks going for £300 that included whale watching, blue lagoon or paedo bashing daytrips. Was tempted, despite being about £286 short.
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This is pretty much what we're doing.Lusty's parents paid for it - otherwise this year's holiday would have been a walking tour of east London bus stops.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:48,
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Raymond is brilliant, as is his mumThis weekend involves DIY, rugby and lunches.
also, good moaning
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Is his mum's name 'Blanketty'?(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:46,
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We won the war. Housemates moving out. Off to the gym, then back to Bristol to see some friends
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SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:43,
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Just pissed in his jägermiester(
SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:46,
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No, I'm not full of contradictionsWell maybe I am.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:43,
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Thinking about it, yes I am.(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:43,
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I used to be a saucebut now I'm not chasseur
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:46,
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I used to be a French shoebut now I'm not chaussure
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:49,
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I used to be OH FUCK OFF(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:50,
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poor monty :'(angry and a thickie.
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:56,
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I used to be a French townbut now I'm not Sochaux
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:53,
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I'll be going out for a few jars tonight.Stick that in your pipe and smoke it shut ins.
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:45,
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Oh man I can't cap this.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:47,
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why would you want to shoot me?MONSTER!
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:49,
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*points at poo on floor*(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:50,
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I taught them everything they know.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:04,
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gangsta 4 lyfe(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:51,
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I've done my last day of teaching kids swimming, I've sent off half a dozen job applications, changed my sheets and I've finished a book.(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:46, Reply)
You high achieving shit.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:47,
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You love it. I'm all ready to move house next weekend too. And I'm taking part in a flashmob on Tuesday. Looking forward to the flashmob bit the most. :D
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I never had you down as a flasher.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:55,
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There is a Australian polictical POWER STRUGGLE on the horizonplus dingo lady is back in court and Toady has been reunited with his long lost sister!
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Plus 'Bouncer' has had another psychedelic dream.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:56,
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And Helen Daniels has been caught wanking in the kitchen with a cucumber. Again. (
Battered How you doing Randy, what's happening?, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:58,
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She's had another stroke, you're right.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:00,
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He's the one who plays Alf Stewart, right?(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:54,
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NAOW FACKIN WAY MAIT! STREWTH!!!(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:55,
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Hey Pops, I found a picture of your great grandmotherwww.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/worldnews/9095938/Mugshots-of-Australian-women-criminals-from-the-1920s.html
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I thought that was your mother actually.My great grandmother wasn't even born then.
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Just had:Egg, 2 bacon, 2 sausages, black pudding, fried bread and beans. For £1.59.
I love having a staff canteen. Got to be careful though, too many of these breakfasts and I'll end up as fat as Bobby,
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Battered How you doing Randy, what's happening?, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:54,
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I can hardly imagine the "Richond-esque" horror that a £1.59 breakfast contains(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:55, Reply)
Subsidised by the company, after all, my employer owns four restaurant chains.(
Battered How you doing Randy, what's happening?, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:57,
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If it's Yum! Brands I wouldn't really describe their slop as food(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:01,
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It's not Yum!I used to work for them though. About 5 years ago.
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Battered How you doing Randy, what's happening?, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:05,
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Selling shit in a soggy box, those strategy meetings must have been pretty tedious(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:10,
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probably dog eggs and rat sausages.(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:57,
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And black pudding made from real blacks.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:58,
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don't be daft.Polish immigrants blacked up.
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:59,
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I want that. My two bags of crisps haven't even touched the sides.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:57,
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That sounds rather good, and can be a significant improvement on my breakfastIf the fried bread isn't soggy, and the black pudding isn't shit.
Also, I've just seen who you work for on LinkedIn, it seems that we supply cards to one branch of the company!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:01,
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well its fridaywe all got through another week, and very productive it has been too, we all deserve a pat on the back, go ahead, give yourself a round of applause, you deserve it.
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Oh man I wish I worked for you.With this sort of motivational team talk in the morning I'd never skive off on b3ta all day.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:03,
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They never stay, though. Look what happened with Sasha.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:08,
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You think Quentin's constant "accidental" brushing past her was what convinced her to leave?(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:12,
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i enver brushed past her, we had a witty repartee backa nd forth you know?but i did dry hump her at christmas, i am eternally ashamed
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I told Tricky it would end this way. I told him.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:12,
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It's like Shara Nelson and Pete Tong all over again.(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:17,
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tricky is such a prickbut we have tracey back today, tracey is just like an early 90s felicity kendal
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i'm glad you enjoyed it, but yours would not be half as good as my mum'syou owe me now, and i have added you to my profile
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Mums gone?Are you taking the piss out of AA? you utter bastard.
I have lots of work on, and am only posing as I've just realised I have a candle today. Must be 6 I think.
Happy Les Weekends, put les bluejeans on and relax.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:19,
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Stick your candle up your arse.(
Battered How you doing Randy, what's happening?, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:19,
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and to think we could have lost you to drink scarpe...(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:21,
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He should have a couple to celebrate his candle day. (
Battered How you doing Randy, what's happening?, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:21,
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He's got his emergency bottle of glens stashed in the toilet cistern for just such an occasion(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:25,
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+ a bottle of Claymore in the Cornflakes box(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:26,
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Fuck off you two. This is well out of order.You don't know how much I struggle every day to find ways to cope. And here you are, revealing my hiding places to everyone.
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Monty has a case of the dyslexia, he doesn't mean pawning, he means porn'ing. He is flogging his mum's ringpeace out to the highest bidder. I would bid on it myself, but why buy the hardcore-watersport-games when the cow gives it away for free?
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:21,
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You make it sound like her actual cause of her death was being bludgeoned with a frozen turkey leg and hidden in the bottom of a chest freezer underneath ready meals and potato wafflesby Kerry Katona.
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I just heard a song by that Dappy fella on the telly that didn't suck, it was alright.It's got me into a mood of listening to a load of "Fuck you, your were a cunt, and now I rawk" type music. Eminem is great at that.
I swear though, I'm gonna cancel +1 telly channels before mid-day. My tellybox system that I made switches over to ITV2+1 at somepoint while I'm asleep, so I turned it on today thinking I got up really early for me, but no, I woke up normal time. Now I'm late. I fucking hate that they don't adjust the clocks on the +1 chanels OR, or, at least have a watermark on the screen to say it's an hour behind the rest of the planet.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:19,
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That Dappy chappie is a fucking weasel.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:31,
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He needs feeding to starving angry bears.(
the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:04,
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I like to say dappy, it's fun!(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:36,
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You can join the ranks of these intellectualsthemediablog.typepad.com/the-media-blog/2012/02/daybreak-viewers-confused-by-time-twitter.html
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There's a simple solution to this problem, Gonz.It's called "owning a fucking clock"
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:04,
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Stolen from /linksSome classic quotes from Monty's spiritual leader: www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/ninety-gaffes-in-ninety-years-2290148.html
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:21,
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Speaking of Monty's heroesHere's another
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:36,
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Hahahahah nich tache Timbo.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:43,
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i have just added a section to my profile dedicated to my favouirite forum posterSet Your Faces to Stunned Corner
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First off I'm going to the tailors to pick up some trousers. Then I'm LONDON BOUND BABY. I can't wait to give my mum a massive hug.
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Re the alt:It's only fair. The French probably cringe horribly every time a Briton talks about his "savv-wah fare" or a spot of "day-jar vooh."
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I believe it's because they consider one egg to be un oeuf!(I bet they love that joke. I might go and tell it to the French guy in the office next door just to gauge his reaction)
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If he throws his coffee in your face, that means he found it funny, doesn't it?I still don't understand these forrin customs...but I'm sure "va te faire foutre" means something like "that's really witty."
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Most days I have what I call a French Breakfast. Which is a coffee and a cigarette.
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Whilst hiding from your neighbours?(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:58,
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:06,
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hahahahaha9.9/10
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:06,
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Apparently 'armed, patriotic resistance' means 'come on in Hans, mind the architecture' in French(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:58,
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I am up to nothing this weekend. I don't get paid until Wednesday :'(However, the parents are coming round to see the flat and to take me to the pub for lunch tomorrow, so that's alright.
Alt: I am a dychotomy wrapped in a contradiction, framed in hypocrisy and lightly drizzled with hyperbole. I'm also a cunt.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:50,
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you sound like paul rudd in "i love you man""slappin' da baaaaasss". not good.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W3NERMKIBM
going oop north this weekend for MOAR bridesmaid dress shopping.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:00,
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I sound like fucking who in fucking what?(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:01,
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see abovei quite fancy paul rudd. but NOT when he says that.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:02,
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what on earth is a Paul Rudd?(
the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:05,
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a short but relatively hot actorwho would totally get it. the lucky bastard.
i think the link has killed monty.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:06,
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I thought he was the drummer for AC/DCbut that is Phil Rudd. As you were.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:06,
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slappppppin da baaaasssfucking irritating. they should have cut that scene.
i would have dumped him for that.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:09,
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they should have cut that film, the whole thing was shitthat himym bloke needs a fucken tellling
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Is he bollocks short. Although you've given me my Rashida Jones fix for the day so thank you.
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Granted, he's not 'Battered short' but short he is, nonetheless.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:08,
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he is shorthe is short in "clueless" and he is short in "romeo and juliet" and he is short in "friends" and he is short in "i love you man".
SHORT!
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:09,
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He is definitely average or I'm fucked. Well I'm not cos I'm a great looking chap, but you know what I mean.
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He's 5'9" apparentlysorry Baz, but that is short. It's not midget, but it's definitely short.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:12,
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yeah, he's shortyou can tell, because all the leading ladies are his height or taller when wearing heels.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:13,
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5'9" is short enough that some women will never go out with him.
Ergo, he's too short. See also "too ugly" and "too poor".
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:15,
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aww, been married 11 yearsif i had been recently dumped i would find this news of a man much shorter than me being in a successful relationship upsetting
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what a weird thing that would be to focus ona normal non-minging man with a real neck would relish his new found freedom and would go out with his mates and getting hawt poontang.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:19,
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is kroney the one who was moaning about being dumped recently? i still don't know who everyone is :((, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:20, Reply)
I was, but don't worry about me QuentinI'm reasonably handsome. I might not be a Malc, but I'm decent enough that I don't struggle.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:25,
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The avergae for a British male is 5'10"therefore anything below this can be considered short
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Meh. Anything under 6' just isn't really trying.(
the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:23,
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i wouldn't shout that around hereyou might get more answers than you bargained for.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:10,
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when i lived in a houseshare, i yelled "oi dicklick" up the stairs at my flatmate cathand all 4 girls replied.
said a LOT about our household.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:12,
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Ah, the North.Smoggy air, angry men and slutty women.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:16,
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yesexcept that this was in hammersmith. and one girl was australian, so about as southern as it comes, apart from penguins. and the other 3 were all from kent/surrey/essex.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:17,
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Oh, well I can't speak to the othersbut Surrey women are all whores.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:19,
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one of my brother's female housemates at uniwas known as "shagger". Even in front of her mum. Top work.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:22,
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my friend was known as "shredder"because she once ripped a guy's boxers clean off.
her wedding speech will be FUN.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:26,
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oh man remamber when paul rudd married phoebe and they had baby rats in their cupboardand one of the babie rats was trained in martial arts and got mutated by some chemicals and then fought a shredder with some turtles?
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this did you no favours yesterdayand it will do you no favours today. poor stoopy.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:17,
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it was soooo cool when monica did that favour for phoebe and chandler found her messy cupboard and they raised their eyeborws and all the tops fell off(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:20, Reply)
"messy cupboard" has got to be the best new euphamism for an unkempt vagina.(
the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:22,
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A mate of mine was explaining to me about a girl he had recently been with being very hairy downstairs. He said it was like a black lab had crawled onto her lap and died. He then referred to her as "dead dog" for the rest of the convo.
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Haha you know all the classiest people.(
Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:27,
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oh yeahand i'm sure your mate just looooooves to spend £60 a month having some stranger glooping red hot wax all over his most delicate bits and then ripping it off. and then massaging oil in. and NOT in a good way. i'm sure his "area" is beautifully kempt with not a hair in sight.
fucking men. they should be grateful for what they are given.
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Any bloke who doesn't keep his downstairs in check is fucking disgusting. (, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:30, Reply)
and hairy arsesit's just not a good look, to have a thick black bristly doormat down there.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:32,
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It's called back, sack and crack for a reason, Apers.(
the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:39,
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I'm nowhere near bent enough to try.And I am, as rswipe regularly identifies, pretty bent.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:41,
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i only say that cos you won't sleep with mewedding ring my (non-hairy) arse.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:43,
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yeah?well, however sensitive your back is, i can assure you that a foof is 100 times more sensitive.
so next time you whinge about a hairy mary.........
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:42,
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I'm not going to go into the biologybut unless you've got stupendously saggy curtains, waxing balls is going to hurt a metric fuckton more than waxing mimsy.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:44,
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i was talking about arsesshaved balls give me the creeps! if i want to play snooker, i'll go down the pub.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:54,
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being a girl, i don't knowbut there must be something.
really, it can be dreadfully offputting. like a big black tiger stripe.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:41,
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depends what you mean.Trim - maybe. If you're shaving or waxing you're just compensating for a small cock.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:39,
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ah, the "optical inch"(
rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:41,
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After all, he's there to eat, not floss(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:34,
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I have signed on a new flat!It has 2, count them 2 bedrooms and stairs! I've never had stairs before.
Bloody expensive though, 1st months rent, deposit and extortionate agency fees really add up.
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I desperately need a second bedroomas my ex uses the lack of a permanent bedroom for my kid as a reason to not let her stay over. Despite the sofabed in the sitting room.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:20,
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yeah we wnat our bedroom backand the new place is just over the road so not too much of a moving hassle.
Why not put up a stud wall and split your living room into two spaces, kids don't need much room
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You'll have to put the b4sh in the calendar, we'll all turn up and leer at your wifedon't leave that kid unattended though supermatt might come
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:29,
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I think this weekendWill be spent in the pub with friends. Which is similar to last weekend only the friends I'll see this weekend are proper friends, not a selection of benders.
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JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:26,
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Well; screw you then. At least you'll be able to understand what they are saying.
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Dave, definitely Dave.(
Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:32,
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The Cow family are off to Penrith for the weekend We are Centreparc-ing. This is a good thing. My car is bursting at the seams with luggage and wine. I will be nomming pizza and pasta later, have booked the Indian restaurant for Saturday and the Tex-Mex place on Sunday.
FAT CUNTS AHOY!
Except I've finally started my jogging. Done 3 5K runs this week
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:37,
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Brace yourselfI'm going in dry
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:39,
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I'm off to Edinburgh soonI'm am mucho looking forward to it. I may buy a new car especially for it.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:38,
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BlimeyI only need to buy some pop for the car
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:39,
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you'll need to get a 4x4our road are fucking ruined.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:41,
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we only have one openthe rest are closed for the cunting trams.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:43,
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To whom will the trams make a difference?Are the routes all decided?
I would like to be teleported from the West End to Greyfriars Bobby in 5 minutes thanks.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:53,
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The trams will make a difference to everyoneCos we're all fucking well paying for it. It's only going to run from the airport to Queens Street - you know, the same route already covered by the fucking airport bus. Cunts.
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Yeah, but I'm not driving the length of the country in a proper fourbyBesides, "new" is very much a relative term where my buying cars is concerned.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:43,
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Edinburgh is fucking lovely.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:42,
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I have had nothing but excellent times in EdinburghI must go there sober one time
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:43,
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Last time I went was ten years ago.I have a hotel room with a castle view and everything. I decided that I was going this year come hell or high water.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:44,
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Edinburgh you fucking idiot.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:47,
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slap bang in the pubic trianglewell chosen.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:49,
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The Point is lovelyI've stayed there twice
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:06,
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Is no-one going to start a new thread?EDIT apart from CQ?
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:50,
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