There is something called "Super sized vs super skinny", it's a TV show and they're talking about it on another telly show (This Morning).
One girl is 25stone, another is 6. As far as I'm concerned, they _both_ have a horrible eating disorder that can kill them. The fat bird lives off "12 red bulls, 10 chocolate bars, a pizza and a _big_ chinese a day", her words. The skinny bird lives off "30 ciggerettes and 15 cups of tea", again, her words.

You know what the presenter just said? "I wish I had your problem" to the skinny bird.

They asked what they plan to do in the future, the skinny bird goes "I'm going to carry on* eating just as well as I am now" and the presenter said to the fat one "And I hope you now stop eating". WHAT THE HELL?

* ovbously talking about how she eats now, after the show has taught her to eat properly.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:01, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

being skinny is ok, being fat isn't
i don't like holly willoughby thou, that girl gets on my gibs
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:02, Reply)

I wish I was one of the fat contestants on that show to say "Edmund...", it was edmond holmes who said it, "... are you that fucking stupid?...
... think about what you're saying, did you miss the entire point of the show?".

And he just said to a black actor saying "I thought it was barac obama there". Christ, what a morron.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:08, Reply)

jesus, he needs firing sharpish
i can't watch those shows, they're so vapid i can't tolerate them
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:09, Reply)

10,000 spoons

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:10, Reply)

=10 kilospoons

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:11, Reply)

this is like when rachel has the definition of ironic explained to her by her dad
and he kicks her down the stairs for being pregnant
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Just to say, this new 'thing' of yours is not at all funny.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:17, Reply)

I quite like it
but then again i am a "bent spastic", just saving you typing it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:20, Reply)

not funny like that time when phoebe leaves a baby on the bus
and the baby grows up to be Lee Marvin's wife, Pam
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:22, Reply)

I think I've missed this one, what're you talking about.
Also, why isn't "What're" a real word? "You're" is.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:24, Reply)

i think what're counts, i wouldn't pull anyone up on it
people say it, so it can be written too
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Yeah', that's what I reckon

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:31, Reply)

you've got the apostrophe in there, it's fine

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:39, Reply)

because it would be "What is"
not "what are". I think what is singular and which is plural.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:41, Reply)

waht are the chances of you ever stop being a prick?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:45, Reply)

"which is you talking about?"
"What is you talking about?" neither makes sense, you thick cunt
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:46, Reply)

I'm pretty sure attempting to answer a question asked doesn't actually make me a prick.
And that's why I said "I think" not "this is true".

The example of using "what are" as in "what are you talking about?" had not occured to me, so you're spot on about that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:55, Reply)

yeah, fuck you badger i win again#

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:57, Reply)

Man, I must have bullied you something vicious as a child
I'm so sorry.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:58, Reply)

nah i really like you, i just like being harsh to you for no reason
because the education system clearly failed you as a child
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 12:05, Reply)

This is because fat people are disgusting
thin people are just irritating
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:02, Reply)