Congratulations on the continued employment.
I'm off to pick up a mobile mobile phone jammer. This should be fun.
*edit* I mean portable, obviously. "Hello ... yes, I'm on the train ... yes, I'll be there in ten minutes". FUCK OFF.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:26, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Weren't they maknig them illegal yesterday or something?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:27, Reply)

It's only illegal if you get caught.
I originally bought it for going to the theatre or cinema, truth be told.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:29, Reply)

That sounds to me like a bit of a dick-move, there are systems that rely on the spectrum to be working properly.
And if you're not bothered by other people's safety, then you might as well get a GPS spoofer and reset some clocks in the local stockmarket or betting office.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:34, Reply)

this kind of thing does get on my tits a little
it's like people who defend driving in the outside lane of the motorway at 70 as "that's the speed limit so I'm can't be in your way as you aren't allowed to go any faster"

Yes. and when did policing speed limits become your fucking job?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Chief Inspector Heguator of the b3ta Police does not like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:41, Reply)

bloody self-policers.
if you want someone to stop using their phone, grow a pair of fucking balls and tell them.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:44, Reply)

I'm not going to disagree. I feel somewhat shabby about having ordered it actually.
I'm just thinking of the idiot that sits two seats away in the theatre trying to have a whispered irrelevant conversation while I'm trying to watch folk working performing something I'm interested in.

I can be extremely selfish sometimes!
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:46, Reply)

When are you off to robbingparcs?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Later on this afternoon
Post-school
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Everything will be booked up by the time you get there then.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Pre-booked it all during the week
Woop!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:31, Reply)

You can do that???????!!! Bollocks!
I have 2 weeks and 6 days until 16 nights of this:

www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g303910-d586643-Reviews-Sensi_Paradise-Koh_Tao_Surat_Thani_Province.html
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:32, Reply)

i hate you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:33, Reply)

I hate me too.
I can't wait. I went there 2 years ago, it's great. And cheeeeeap.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:36, Reply)

You just need to logon to their website with your booking reference
You can pre-book the activities and restaurants
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:35, Reply)

I got there about 6pm Friday and everything was booked (that could be)
for the whole weekend. It was miserable. I sat in the chalet (*shudders*) sulking for the whole weekend.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Next time you can be a smug cunt like me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:40, Reply)

Good skills.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:43, Reply)

Sex tourism at it's best. Got your list worked out?
Night 1: Two lady boys and bucket of custard.
Night 2: One goat, a thai boxer and a bowl of gravy.
Night 3: One female hooker and pegging device.

etc.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Mmmmmmm. Gravy.
You could get into that game, your height would be, well, specialist.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:40, Reply)

I'm too expensive.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:41, Reply)

p t
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:42, Reply)

*chortle*
"To Chomp"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:40, Reply)