Can someone kindly recommend me a film to download for my train journey.
Nothing too heavy, ta in advance.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:47, 12 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Cars

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Warrior or Drive for recent awesomeness

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Drive is amazing.
Seen it too many times though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:51, Reply)

You just like the jackets!
Warrior is phenomenal, 2hrs7mins of cinematic gold!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Gosling's jackets in Drive are terrible.
His driving gloves are ace though, I've got a pair.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:54, Reply)

you big fruit.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:54, Reply)

planes trains and automobiles

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:49, Reply)

"Confessions of an Oftiweak"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:49, Reply)

i don't get it?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Well that would be a shit film then, wouldn't it?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:53, Reply)

?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:54, Reply)

Read a book.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:49, Reply)

I do that normally.
But I'm not currently reading anything.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Buy a book?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Only option would be a bookshop.
And they're all well overpriced in actual bookshops.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:52, Reply)

A second hand bookshop?
Or Oxfam?
No wait, I've got a better idea - just watch a film.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:58, Reply)

The Boondock Saints
Awesome film if you've not seen it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:49, Reply)

I love that film, and the sequel too!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:49, Reply)

first one is great, second one is fucking pap.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:50, Reply)

I enjoyed the second one

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:51, Reply)

I know
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1540773
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Ha!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:53, Reply)

under seige 2
Snakes on a Train
murder on the orient express
the lady vanishes
money train
polar express
Speed
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Anal Cumsluts 4.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Is there any particular reason for recommending this over 1, 2 or 3?
Shouldn't one watch them in sequence?
Or is it like Star Wars?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:56, Reply)

because if you like 4
you know there's another 3 films you'll like too.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Part 1 didn't feature enough prolapses.
Part 2 had an awful sound track.
Part 3 didn't contain any anal creampies.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 12:02, Reply)

Do they still employ proper composers for grot film soundtracks?
I thought that died out with the introduction of VHS.
I can't imagine it being reintroduced for the digital age, although the technology is there to make it fairly easy now.

Gert Wilden is the man though, when it comes to porn music.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 12:07, Reply)

If you're looking for a CRASH BOOM BANG WALLOP film, Death Race isn't the worst film ever

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Accion Mutante.
It is fucking brilliant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:55, Reply)

This sounds like a Spanish Harry Potter/X-Men crossover.

( Kroney, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:57, Reply)

Star Trek V

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:58, Reply)

LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Tucker and Dale Vs Evil
You will not get a better recommendation than this...


Edit actually Accion Mutante is also superb
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Good film

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 12:07, Reply)

Blazing Saddles

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 12:10, Reply)