Hobson's choice.
So, if forced to choose between getting teabagged by Natalie Imbruglia or Holly Vallance, which would it be?

Alt: Same question but taking one or t'other from behind?

Alt alt: Jelly Babies - head or feet first?
(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:28, Reply)

Very limited sympathy reply.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:33, Reply)

Has it really come to this?
Tsk.

Oh, alright then. Feet first.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:34, Reply)

Well it was this or being regaled with tales of childhood sexual abuse
Fucked it up didn't he
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:38, Reply)

So is the upshot of the last thread, because I can't be bothered finding out, that Monty's mum
and her girlfriend (who both have that well-known lesbian virtue of being females) have bollocks?
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:37, Reply)

Not to get all technical on you
But doesn't the act of teabagging requires that the teabagger have a scrotum?

Alt: Having met neither, I can't say

Alt alt: Is there anything you won't stick your cock in?
(Crowsephine : not as supreme as a proper crow, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:37, Reply)

You would be the scrotum hence teabagged.

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Who the fuck are you?!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:46, Reply)

*lifts wig*
*adjusts fake boobs*
(Crowsephine : not as supreme as a proper crow, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:49, Reply)

Surely the teabaggee?

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 17:06, Reply)

Personally
I'm torn.
(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:42, Reply)

Kiss, kiss.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:51, Reply)

*blushes*
How's the essay coming along?
(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:03, Reply)

Not too well.
But I have somethng down, finally, at least.
I've spent the last two days tidying and doing laundry and I'm contemplating doing baking. I feel nice and domestic.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:05, Reply)

I sense there is some avoidance going on.
EDIT: Btw, I have some shirts that need ironing.
(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Maybe a little.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:20, Reply)

And the shirts?

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Good questions, wankchops.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:58, Reply)

I LOVE your Mum.
You know that.
(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Everyone loves my mum.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:04, Reply)

*slaglols*

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:07, Reply)

Holly valance is in my top three sexy celebs of all time.

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:59, Reply)

Like many antipodean ladies, she's actually quite broad in the beam.
Farming stock, you see. No refinement.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:01, Reply)

Roomy. Big through the hips.

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:02, Reply)

brother's-child-bearing-hips?

( rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:33, Reply)

She is hot

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:07, Reply)

You might squash her to death though :((

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:14, Reply)

I might squash you to death in a minute

( SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:14, Reply)

I appreciate your girth but unless it reaches to Dublin I doubt it

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Imbruglia or Vallance...
Difficult. It's so hard to choose. I think in the end I'd just have to toss.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Don't "settle", Jeff.
Have both.
(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:05, Reply)

Poor Gonz
www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/round5.jpg
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:13, Reply)

It's better than the back of the gas chamber.

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:15, Reply)

He looks oddly at peace

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:16, Reply)

This sounds like a thread I could join in with.
How the hell is everyone this fine Friday afternoon?

And more importantly, WHERE the hell is everyone this fine Friday afternoon?
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:28, Reply)

EXACTLY!!
Alright, b3th?
(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:29, Reply)

No.
I'm in a right pisser today. Everything's been getting on my tits, his lordship is being especially annoying, and I'm waiting for a phonecall that is never coming.


*grrrrrrrs*
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Have a drink. Leave 'em to it.

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Tsk
Always call TWO dealers, b3th. That way worst case = you have loads.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:44, Reply)

It's funny because it happened the other night.

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:45, Reply)

No, worst case is that they all let you down.
This myth about evil dealers pushing their wares on people should be dispelled. Sometimes you're lucky if the cunts answer their phones.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:58, Reply)

Mosly wandering round the office trying to see who'll still be here on Monday.
More than I'd expected actually and my boss is going which is a good thing, in the long run. I'm just amazed I'm staying.
( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:31, Reply)

Honey, I think we're ALL amazed you're staying.

( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Not more than me.
I must be one hell of an actor, oh well I'm not complaining.
( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:35, Reply)

All I can say
is you must be really good on your knees.
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:36, Reply)

Damn right.
I suck a mean cock, better than my boss, evidently, which, given that she is married to the MD is a tad worrying.
( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:38, Reply)

it's not hobson's choice, it's no choice, as neither of them has bollocks, you muppet
alt: neither. i don't munch da rug.

alt alt: clearly anyone who can't take it all in one go isn't trying hard enough.
( rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:33, Reply)

thanks for being the voice of reason as usual swipe
i read that and thought he was wrong
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:34, Reply)

And so the world ends.

( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:36, Reply)

no, quentin agreeing with me is not unheard-of
me being nice to him is unheard-of.
( rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:37, Reply)

Good point.
You should though, he's quite sweet really.
( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:38, Reply)

like liquorice?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:39, Reply)

No. More saccharine.

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:43, Reply)

"sweet like chocolate, boy"

( rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:48, Reply)

cor cheers mister!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:53, Reply)

Licorice is evil incarnate.

( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:59, Reply)

bwahahaha

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 17:09, Reply)

Are you bleck? you don't sound bleck.

( Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 17:11, Reply)

The original post said Monty's Mum and her girlfriend.
So it WAS Hobson's Choice.

Jenny come lately.
(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:40, Reply)

which one of those two females has bollocks? i am confused
your biology is confusing.

johnny come slowly.
( rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:42, Reply)

It makes sense.
You are being deliberately obtuse. Perhaps not deliberately.
(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:43, Reply)

you know me better than that!

( rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:47, Reply)

she's right you donut
teabagging means sticking your balls in someones mouth, nat and hol don't have bollocks
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:56, Reply)

uhm, I don't care
FRIIDDAAYY! Got out of work early, picking up friends from the station later, party tomorrow! woo!
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:47, Reply)

Altalt: You can keep your gelatin-based sweets, thanks.
In other news, I'm in the pub, so screw you.
( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:53, Reply)