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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Oi! Rats!get back on this sinking ship, goddam it!
alt: what ship is the best ship?
whoever says friendship gets a kick in the nads
REPLY MORTALS OR THIS BADGER WILL FUCK YOU UP images.wikia.com/mafiawars/images/a/a6/Honey-badger.jpg
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 19:08,
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pff! while you are saved the wroth of the badgeryou have neglected the existence of The Serenity and The Liberator.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 19:23,
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and this completes my opinion that you are wrong on pretty much everything
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 19:32,
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all the other things(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 19:34,
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musicbooks
the colour of the sky
your choice of shirt today
the sound of one hand clapping
your preference of ships
the speed of your gait
the difference between mauve and lavender
the sound of the sixties
the direction of the eye
the number of roads you think a man must walk down before they call him a man
post offices
the texture of teatowels
choice of beer
use of wet wipes in public
shape of pubic hair
correct pen use
rhythm
blues
oranges
greys
aliens
podpeople
peapods
your choice of dinner
your choice of wattage of lightbulb
your face
your mum
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 19:51,
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Yeah, Battlestar Galactica is also ultra-bent shit for autistic quenders.(, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 19:33, Reply)
Takes one to know one etc.alright, Dozer?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 19:33,
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tinyurl.com/7mksd8w
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 19:28,
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holy shuddering fuck!Don't let it get me!
Alt: Ship shape and Bristol fashion.
How's it going, then?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 19:31,
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phewI was close to releasing bastard badger at you there.
Not bad, tired though. My house is now confirmed good for visitors and things.
how was your weekend
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 19:34,
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This is good to know.are you still eating party food?
In other news, no-one wants to give me a job. This is Not Good.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 19:36,
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fools! what the hell is wrong with them?I do have a house full of crisps and pizza and chocolate and stuff. I think I had more food at the end than on Friday
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 19:39,
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Nobody seems to realise how eminently employable I am.I should totally sue someone.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 19:40,
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Me too.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 19:57,
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My day will come. Eventually.Hopefully soon.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 20:00,
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Registered with loads.I think I'll pay a visit to a few offices though.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 20:02,
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take your fighting fist with youand maybe a gun
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 20:03,
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*takes notes*(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 20:03,
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The best shipIs a golden ship, containing a shipment of golden shoes, a golden lion and golden syrup.
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Golden syrup is excellent
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 19:39,
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I used to like it on toast.However, in recent years my sweet tooth has all but deserted me, although berk's home made bakewell tart was very nice this weekend.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 19:59,
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Millennium Falcon and or Slave 1(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 19:55,
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The best is ship is a pub called The Ship in Kennington. Proper old fashioned saarf Landan neighbourhood boozer. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 19:57,
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OMG there's a pub in Newcastle by the Tyne called the Ship as well.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 19:57,
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Hello mate. It won't be as good as the one in Kennington.Good weekend with internet randoms?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 19:58,
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Excellent thanks, albeit way too short.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 19:59,
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Nope, all good.Nobody disgraced themselves.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 20:03,
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That's a rarity for a collective of B3tans.When are you down in London next?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 20:03,
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No idea, depends on the job situation.I'm not committing to anything before then.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 20:04,
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Fair enough. How goes the job hunting?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 20:07,
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Well, I'm still doing it...I've applied for quite a few in the last week, but it's a waiting game innit?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 20:09,
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Unfortunately it is and the waiting is one of the worst aspects of the whole experience.Let me know if there is anything I can do to help.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 20:12,
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It's a pain in the arse, frankly.As is the whole not hearing anything at all. Got another couple of applications to finish tomorrow, plus I saw something today that is kind of in my old line of work but which would involve a 90 minute drive each way minimum. I shall chew over the job description again tomorrow. The employer isn't the best organisation to work for either, from professional experience.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 20:16,
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What I found was phoning the recruiter up before applying helped. I did this to get the job I've just started. I think it made more of an impact than a standard application.
I called and said, seen the vacancy, wanted to have a quick chat before I applied so I didn't waste anyone's time, shall I take a couple of minutes to tell you a bit about my background and then you can tell me if you think it's worth my applying.
I think the recruiter remembered me more as a result when they saw my completed application.
Not hearing anything at all is a fucking pain, as you get your hopes up short term and then get more fucked off after a while of not hearing than you would of done if you'd had an acknowledgement.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 20:28,
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I emailed an employer before applying a couple of weeks back.The job was as a copywriter for a housing association and they specified a degree in marketing / PR - which I don't have. However, I do have a lot of experience in writing corporate guidance and managed a PR contract in a previous job, including writing a lot of press releases and newsletters, so they said they'd be happy to accept an application.
I may take this approach more often.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 20:36,
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Phoning may be better. More personal and more memorable?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 20:40,
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In this case there wasn't a 'phone number on the ad.But yeah, if there's an opportunity to ring then I will.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 20:48,
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To get my new job I emailed them a link to my catalogue modelling portfolio beforehand.The interview was in November and so I had a moustache. They mentioned the 'moustache for charity', so I kept a straight face and told them no, this is the way I look.
I think that's what swung it for me.
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There's a prison ship moored on the Ouse which specifically houses terrible pederasts.(, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 19:59, Reply)
there's one in swanseaI think it's rough
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 19:59,
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a caribbean cruise shipwith no other fuckers on it, except my mates and a lot of lovely staff.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 20:10,
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yep! rushing home for "america's next top bimbo"how about you?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 20:14,
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The good ship "Lollipop", obviously.D'uh ;)
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 20:22,
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If there is one thing I've learnt in my many years, it is not to attack a bee's nest without being a honey badger. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 20:46,
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*engraves on heart*(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 20:48,
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Hah, in fact, I think I'd quite like that as a tatto, but the fella who made it up, I ain't a big fan of.Ma' came over today after work and we've blitzed the flat completely, it's so imaculate, EVERYTHING is neat, clean and tidy... even the windows and blinds ! It looks like a show-room.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:03,
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Many years? Bugger off Gonz mate, you're making me feel old. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 20:49,
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You ARE old, you even managed to have a kid since we last hooked up, that's a good 14 years worth of ageing right there in that two years.And I've not even had as much as a sniff of a pair of knickers since then, if anything, my virginaty has grown back.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:01,
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I am 38. However I don't need reminding of that by young'uns like you!(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:23,
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That's the half way mark for what I consider a really good innings.Oh lordy, just had a thought, another 4-5 years and I'll be at Dad's half way mark.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:34,
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They say third time's the charm, so this saturday it's gonna be a smasher.She had a migrain on saturday and on sunday my guts were playing up (plus I realised I barely have enough cash to get into work 'till I get paid on tuesday night/wed morning... why the hell didn't I wait 'itll next week to get this vita thing? Keep in mind that I only paid £30 'cus I swapped stuff in.... gotta be honest though, it's a wicked toy.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:40,
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Well when you get paidYou'll be able to treat her like a princess.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:45,
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Not quite, I'll still be in my overdraft when I get paid this month =((((((But I've got a potential 3 private jobs this month, one of them with a swanky new central london nightclub that I hope will include a massive social-network campaign.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:51,
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My grandmother lived to be 96. I aim to beat that. Certain lifestyle choices will hinder this.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:38,
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I reckon advances in medican will counter the fact that I live such an unhealthy lifestyle.Dad had a little expresion that I'll haunt me, that he told me after his first heart attack, was "I wasn't made for old bones, but I ain't going anywhere yet". Like father, like son. Mind-you, Ma's lot reach their late 80s, so hopefully that'll get me a few extra years.
It's all part of the balance, I don't plan on getting the deposit back when the burry me.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:44,
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You know what, I quite like that, I just made that up, but I'm gonna use that one... "I don't plan to get the deposit back when I'm done with my body".(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:44,
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Well that was a long dayI'm half way through a two day seminar, I've spent three hundred quid on drink, thankfully I have the receipts, and I have to do the same again tomorrow.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:33,
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Hopefully you spent it on three bottles of Auchentoshan 21 year old.(, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Anybody else watching that ting about recovering stammerers on BBC3?(, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:50, Reply)
n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-oI'm watching that t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-hing on 4 about r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-fucking hellr-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-Bradford.
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how's that w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-orking out for you?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 22:14,
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probably help you do a better beat box though.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 22:19,
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Not really.I always stumble on the snare hits. Ends up sounding like gabber.
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Alt: The Walrus, YARRR!I was totally gonna say friendship to... :(
I fear no badgers.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 22:13,
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had to google thatstill claiming to be a captain? Where's yer boat, boy?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 22:49,
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*fires broadside**Hoists Jolly Roger*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 23:30,
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