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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Cooking, washing up, theatre, willing the sun over the yardarm.
It's an exciting life alright.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:18, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
It's an exciting life alright.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:18, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
sun is now over yardarm
what you seeing at the theatre? something classy?
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:19, Reply)
what you seeing at the theatre? something classy?
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:19, Reply)
hahaha
I was just looking at signing up for a dating website and it needed me to enter a dating 'profile' I might nick 'Cooking, washing up, theatre, willing the sun over the yardarm' as my intro.
I'll be beating them off with a shitty stick.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:19, Reply)
I was just looking at signing up for a dating website and it needed me to enter a dating 'profile' I might nick 'Cooking, washing up, theatre, willing the sun over the yardarm' as my intro.
I'll be beating them off with a shitty stick.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:19, Reply)
I might just put 'Washing up' as the answer to everything.
That way, I can 'copy/paste' everything, it'll be quicker that way.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:23, Reply)
That way, I can 'copy/paste' everything, it'll be quicker that way.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:23, Reply)
Another good plan
Chicks dig benders* and being mean is reputed to encourage keenness.
*well, 'swipe does.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:33, Reply)
Chicks dig benders* and being mean is reputed to encourage keenness.
*well, 'swipe does.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:33, Reply)
Do you think that me adding
'Fat chicks need not apply' is going to be a good closing statement?
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:34, Reply)
'Fat chicks need not apply' is going to be a good closing statement?
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:34, Reply)
Not to hear him talk.
You'd think he wasn't going to see another xmas.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:02, Reply)
You'd think he wasn't going to see another xmas.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:02, Reply)
This is rubbish b3th.
Under 'appearance' I get to choose from 'average' 'attractive' or 'very attractive'
Why isn't there an option for 'face like a bag of spanners'?
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:48, Reply)
Under 'appearance' I get to choose from 'average' 'attractive' or 'very attractive'
Why isn't there an option for 'face like a bag of spanners'?
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:48, Reply)
So far, the only possitive I've been able to put in
That doesn't make me sound like a west country Amy Winehouse is 'dead good at beating mongs at Crazy Golf'.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:52, Reply)
That doesn't make me sound like a west country Amy Winehouse is 'dead good at beating mongs at Crazy Golf'.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:52, Reply)
Speaking of mongs
I've discovered football on teh telly. This has made me do a happy.
Even if it is only a shit Welsh team against a shit London team. At least I don't have to look at Adrian Chiles' smug fat face.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:56, Reply)
I've discovered football on teh telly. This has made me do a happy.
Even if it is only a shit Welsh team against a shit London team. At least I don't have to look at Adrian Chiles' smug fat face.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:56, Reply)
It's precisely this sort of shit that keeps me and Mrs Upinblue together
/an old romantic at heart
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:57, Reply)
/an old romantic at heart
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:57, Reply)
All I want to put in is
'Fit bird required. Apply to this address. Even if you're not that fit, feel free to apply. Especially if you've got nice tits'.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:59, Reply)
'Fit bird required. Apply to this address. Even if you're not that fit, feel free to apply. Especially if you've got nice tits'.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:59, Reply)
Pure poetry.
I don't know any birds who wouldn't jump at an offer like that.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:04, Reply)
I don't know any birds who wouldn't jump at an offer like that.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:04, Reply)
I hadn't uploaded a photo by that point.
Annoyingly, it's a generic 'your profile has been rejected' message, rather than anything specific.
But start as you mean to go on, rejected by the website before I get rejected by the other users.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:26, Reply)
Annoyingly, it's a generic 'your profile has been rejected' message, rather than anything specific.
But start as you mean to go on, rejected by the website before I get rejected by the other users.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:26, Reply)
Are you talking about a serious profile?
I mean, you didn't add in any of the stuff about fat chicks?
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:28, Reply)
I mean, you didn't add in any of the stuff about fat chicks?
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:28, Reply)
What's wrong with saying 'no fat chicks?'
The site allows you to choose your preferred skin colour of any potential partner.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:29, Reply)
The site allows you to choose your preferred skin colour of any potential partner.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:29, Reply)
It'll be an automatic language filter
Substitute "breasts" for "tits" and you'll be away.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:29, Reply)
Substitute "breasts" for "tits" and you'll be away.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:29, Reply)
Hobbies and interests
'Being bent and mean'
Favourite holiday destination
'Somewhere that'll allow me to be bent and mean'
This has legs.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:33, Reply)
'Being bent and mean'
Favourite holiday destination
'Somewhere that'll allow me to be bent and mean'
This has legs.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:33, Reply)
The truth is I couldn't give a shit about the yardarm
But I do need to ensure that I will not be required to drive again before I can get stuck in.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:22, Reply)
But I do need to ensure that I will not be required to drive again before I can get stuck in.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:22, Reply)
Two of my own
And at the theatre I will have a friend of the eldest too.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:28, Reply)
And at the theatre I will have a friend of the eldest too.
( , Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:28, Reply)
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